On this re-run episode of What's Cooking with Paula Deen, Paula sits down with guest Michael and they chat about their trip to Key West and the Ernest Hemingway contest.
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hey y'all welcome to what's cooking with
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Paula deine well I'll tell you what's
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cooking with Paula Dean we're probably
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much Alik and in the same boat we all
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feel like we're cooking the heat is
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incredible is't it Michael Michael's my
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guest today hey
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y' he's here with me to uh tell y'all
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about our last weekend that we spent in
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Key West we were down there for the
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Hemingway lookalike
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contest uh Hemingway's birthday was in
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July one of the hottest months in the
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year and uh so you have to celebrate his
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birthday in Key West so that's why the
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lookalike contest was held in July in
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Key West it was so terribly hot wasn't
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it Michael it it you know it was but it
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was hotter here so well it it doesn't it
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didn't feel hotter here I gu yes because
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in Key West you spend so much time out
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of doors where here we run from the car
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to the house or whatever but uh it just
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felt so incredibly hot and let me tell
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y'all about this you know uh him andway
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had a lot of different looks well one of
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his looks is in that wool turtleneck
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sweater well my husband decided this
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year that that's was going to be his
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look that he was going to wear that wool
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sweater well he did how much weight you
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think you lost oh I don't think I lost
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any um I'd say you sweated some off I
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sweat some but uh the last four or five
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winners have won with the wool sweat on
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so that's definitely they look they're
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looking for yeah so I I put it on for
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but um believe believe it or not I I
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carried it with me and a a bag and then
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uh just before the I slipped it on just
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before the contest some of the guys wore
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there David the my buddy that won David
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he wore um he actually walked there with
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his sweater on that sweater on so um
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they really test your uh endurance and
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your dedication don't they I think
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that's a that's a the key they they
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think you're dedicated by putting that
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silly sweater on in July well I came in
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the top five again this year Michael was
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in the top five again last year I was
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and this year so I'm Happ happy with
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that and like I said my one of my good
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buddies uh Dave Dave Hemingway or real
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Hemingway his real name is is one the
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contway the first year I was there um we
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go in alphabetical order my name's uh
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Gro his name's Hemingway and uh I looked
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behind him and I said uh behind me I
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said what's your name he said Dave
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Hemingway I said that's not
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fair but there's no relation you could
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have said your M your name was Michael
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Hemingway almost asked him if he'd adopt
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me and then that way he I could change
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my name well you know it hadn't it
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really the name hadn't helped David over
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the years because you've been doing it
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six years and he had been doing it seven
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right right right right so it's got It's
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a little bit political they want to see
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that you're in it for the for the long
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haul that you will work to support their
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uh Foundation right is um all the
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proceeds go to a scholarship fund that's
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what we raise money for yes a
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scholarship fund for Key West Community
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College and it goes to literary students
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and um nursing and nursing students uhuh
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yeah so it's a it's a good it's a good
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foundation it's a great idea I don't
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know who came up with a nursing thing
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but uh relatively speaking I'm I'm one
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of the younger guys so believe it or not
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so might be a good idea it might be a
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good idea to get buddies with all the
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nurses down
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there cuz some of us going to need it
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yeah yeah the the Papas all the living
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Papas once you once you win the title uh
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you no longer enter the pageant again
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you become a papa and you become a judge
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contest not a pageant did I say
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pageant
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okay I didn't realize what's the
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difference well well one's like a beauty
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pal pageant you wear well a beauty
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contest well beauty pageant okay we'll
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have to check what the difference is
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look up on your iPhone I just feel
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better with
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contest well just look up on that iPhone
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because you constantly asking your phone
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all kind of silly questions I know so
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let's see what the difference is so okay
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I'll try to stick to the word contest
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instead of beauty
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pageant oh now you you got me off track
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I can't remember what I was
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saying what was I saying
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hold okay well let's just take a quick
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break then while I try to think of what
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Michael the thought that Michael
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3300 that's 1 800 659
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3300 so welcome back y'all we're just
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reminiscing about this weekend uh in Key
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West when we attended the Ernest
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Hemingway lookalike pageant I mean
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contest so uh you know there's one part
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of the weekend that I always look so
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forward to
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Michael because I know that you're going
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to win that there's not a shadow of a
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doubt in my mind and I could sit and
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watch you do it all day long and never
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get tired of watching and that's the arm
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wrestling arm wrestling I feel sorry for
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whoever sits across from you because
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they are
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loser oh you know you are the you are
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the strongest man I think I've ever met
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one one day I went down there and I um
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the worst thing you can do with arm ass
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is be overconfident yeah and think you
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could you're unbeatable because I I did
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that and I just sat there I was kind of
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laxing days going just just kind of a I
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remember you playing that guy you go and
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then I'll pick up the pieces so uhhuh
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so I messed around and the guy guy got
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me down the guy beat me which I know he
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couldn't do it again that first year no
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he couldn't do it but uh and I think you
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being very courteous and I was aware
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that you were a newcomer I was just
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using my arm and uh he jumped in there
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with his and kind of pushed with his
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body because so I was doing the the kind
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of the gentleman rules which yeah I
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don't think that's uh I don't think you
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should do that no unless you want to be
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lose that's right oh well you you took
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down that that man that um really took a
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lot of lot of nerve on his part he's a
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good guy I he he he was a good guy he
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was a good guy so I thought he was a
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good sport to arm wrestle with you uh
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and and you were very respectful of him
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you let him hang in there for a few
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seconds l a um every year we is held at
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Sloppy Joe's in uh in Key West and uh
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it's it's a neat contest you meet people
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that you would never cross PA pass with
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um yeah we've met some interesting
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people they're really um really some
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neat people in friends uh and of course
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I think that they think that you're old
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and Michael just celebrated his 60th
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birthday yeah uh in December so I'm the
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I'm the punk in the group I know I know
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what is one one guy the uh
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Matt um he's he's a lot younger Matt
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no not Matt oh oh oh the other Matt yes
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there is one guy that comes in his name
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is Matt and he looks just like Ernest
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Hemingway when he was that age when when
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Hemingway was that age uh he always
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brings up a a picture of Hemingway at
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the age that Matt is now and you can't
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tell the difference I had to ask one of
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The Mamas this past weekend I said now
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was that a picture of Matt was that a
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picture of himself he was holding or was
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it a picture of himing way she said no
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it was a picture of himing way right you
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could not tell the difference yeah he's
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he's he's good yeah so I'm hoping the
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judges will
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um will start considering different age
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look alikes uh because so many of the
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Papas are are getting on up in age and I
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just think you know it would just really
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be beneficial if they would start
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uh really looking hard at some younger
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men well I hope so too after I get in oh
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well you're still young you just people
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may not think you are yeah because
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you're you're totally white I tell
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everybody I tell people I actually dye
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my beard to match
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paulus my
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hair I don't have a beard I pluck mine
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out so there tell them about your um
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your
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mustache wax you I am why are you w to
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bring that up because it was so funny it
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was such a funny story well why don't
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you tell it then we were I didn't think
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it was so funny I was in much distress
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girls we were going to um New York we we
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hadn't been seeing each other very long
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so we were dating and uh Paulo's uh
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Paula was plucking hairs off my nose and
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we were in the airplane the light
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shining just right and I said oh you got
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a few hairs right here that not supposed
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to be there get them so I said
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oh I said Paul I have more hair than
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most mammals so don't worry about a
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couple on my nose I'll be all right and
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uh so she kept doing it kept doing it I
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said so the light was shining on her on
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me just right and it was just it was
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just she's got a real light you can't
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even tell really but I said he's worried
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so much about my plucking my hair how
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about that mustache you got oh oh my God
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uh you thought
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i' it was unbelievable I was reac so
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distressed so when we got to New York
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she got the the driver to stop at um at
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the CVS so I walked in with her and she
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said what are you doing here actually
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stopped at a
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Walgreens whatever whatever so I walked
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in she said what are you doing in it
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Walgreens is my favorite so I said I'm
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uh
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just just walked in see what you were
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doing she says yeah okay so she took off
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and so I figured she had something
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personal to do so I just left her alone
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we got to the um when we got to the room
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she she had bought some mustache
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wax so she put this on her she put this
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on her lip and uh ripped the ripped a
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little bit of hair she had I thought
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that just mortified me that you said
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something like that I didn't know you
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well you didn't realize I was joking to
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talk about my
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mustache you didn't realize I was joking
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now it wouldn't bother me a bit but I
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was just I was so
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embarrassed and so um it didn't get you
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to quit plugging my hair for for five
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minutes for a day maybe I can't stand
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those hairs it stick out on your nose
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like that I can't stand it but sometimes
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I I've been driving in New York and Paul
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says let me get that hair and
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so she puts her hand right here I said
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Paul I'm now I'm driving and looking
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through those eyes that you're covering
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up well y'all Michael and I definitely
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solved a lot of problems
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today I hope you and your partner have
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better luck than we did uh I appreciate
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you coming in and and sharing you know
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if you're uh ever in a position where
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you can get to Key West around July the
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20th July 20th um you can go to uh
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sloppy Joe's website and it'll tell you
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when the contest is yeah come down and
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join in the fun come down you can be
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part of my fan club um cuz the louder
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you holler the better it is I can't I
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can't wait for y'all to see some of the
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pictures Michael had this giant head
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made y'all I know it's from here to the
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ground and uh of just his head and he
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had two of those made and our friends uh
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in the audience were holding those up
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plus I had some glasses they were um
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they were in Key West you can't give
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somebody a hat and say here put this on
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because it's 100 degrees nobody's going
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to wear a hat but I so I have these
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glasses and has a little um has a
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captain's hat it looks like just a front
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of the captain hatar a captain turn to
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the side it's just um so it's wide open
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it's really a cool hat so I gave them
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out I kind of screwed up though I gave
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them out early and then people said oh I
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got a souvenir and they'd go wander off
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put put them in the suitcase take home
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so but if y'all if y'all ever available
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around that time of year come down it's
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it's it's a fun place and there good
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chance you might make friends that
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you'll keep the rest of your life oh
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that's right so thank you for coming in
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and uh reminiscing about this weekend's
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pageant best dishes and love y'all till
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next
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time the space that you live in really
14:56
affects the way you feel so my first
14:59
recommendation is start by updating your
15:02
window treatments with Smith and Noble
15:05
Smith and Noble's beautiful handcrafted
15:07
blinds drapes Shades and shutters are
15:09
customade just for you and they offer
15:12
different service options to fit your
15:14
needs to get started today contact Smith
15:17
and Noble to get my special limited time
15:20
offer 25% off on your window treatments
15:24
plus free design consultation create a
15:27
space that you're going to love for
15:30
details about my special offer go to
15:32
Smith and noble.com
15:34
slpa that's Smith and
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no.com paala or call 1800
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659
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