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since today is all about Jane food okay
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I'm gonna make us a southern pimento
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all right so we're gonna start with some
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ground beef and if you pass me the salt
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and pepper okay we're just gonna season
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this meat while I'm doing this would you
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mind mint send me up some onions or
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maybe half that onion and when I say
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that means smaller than Geist okay so
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just okay cut it until I either cut
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myself or the border yes okay I know I'm
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not gonna get any style points for
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cutting this so just dice it up me
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growed up all right so I'm just gonna
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get in here with my hands see this this
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could be a quarterback yes how long have
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you been retired for a couple of months
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now who is the highest team you played
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for New York Jets New York jet yes and
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who is the quarterback on that team Mark
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Sanchez they would like him I was a very
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dashing individual how old a guy is he
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is he's a baby I could be a cougar
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what's a know about that I'm a cougar
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you've done perfect oh man
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we're just gonna take that mix it up so
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I understand that your daddy counted on
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you to help yes I will tell us all learn
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to cook so he would he was a good cook
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yes yeah see once he was he's wonderful
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on the grill but I'm better in the
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kissing the heat oh you are okay if I
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make mine a little bigger right notice
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this is your first one girl and this was
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my first one there's a sizable
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difference but I understand where you're
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coming from I raised two two boys and
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I'm telling you want honey it was like
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they walked around with hollow legs so
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so long they appreciated their mama's
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cooking I'm checking you out so you're
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not married yes I am I'm in I mean I'm
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in the doghouse right now I was in a
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rush to get here I left my wedding ring
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on the sink and what is her name to see
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tisha hey girl this is Paula don't you
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worry about your man being here without
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his wedding ring I will take good care
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of him and you have nothing we took care
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of that now I've got our pimento cheese
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okay I've got it already made up pimento
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cheese is very big in the sale okay
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okay yeah and this is one of the first
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things that I made for the bag lady when
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I started my look any he's getting it a
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dance when I eat Oh get out dude
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I'm hoping I'm gonna get to see your
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damn guru all right so let's start
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taking some of these out
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look at that big ol burger now me he's
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sitting in kind of a cold budget some
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bullsh lever this gonna be a jumbo
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slider jumbo pack I'm just gonna
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lightly toast these buns
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I've got our lettuce that I've already
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washed and it's ready here and if you'll
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slice us up some onion I've got
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mayonnaise course I got some raw eggs uh
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if we cook it I'll put it on there you
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I don't mind okay yeah I'm gonna fry
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so here goes everything some mayo
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mustard ketchup come in a cheese little
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onion a little pickle get it baby and
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some tomato that egg is talking back to
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crass goodness everybody I am so
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impressed all right look here that is
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the big fat burger that's medium okay
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this is a kind of medium wale burger for
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you have just cooked the perfect egg all
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right look here oh my girl you loving it
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ain't you yeah you ready okay gasps its
