TV Dinners
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Hey, y'all. Tonight on Paula's Party, I'm cooking with some of television's biggest icons
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It's happy days, y'all, when everybody's favorite tough guy, Henry Winkler, cooks up a country fried steak even the Fonz would love
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Whereas Carson Kressley gives an audience member a makeover. What happens in Paula's Party stays in Paula's Party
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And Soprano star... The godmother of Savannah. Steve Sharippa is cooking us up an Italian feast
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Forget about it. So pull up a chair and grab your remote
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How you doing? Because tonight, it's all about TV dinners. Let's party
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How are y'all
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How are y'all? You know, somehow they always manage to put a handsome man up here
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You know, I think it's their way of trying to get the old girls motor running
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Do y'all know what the theme of the show is today? TV dinners
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But fear not. I'm not going to be showing up. I'm not going to be showing up
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Oh, honey, I would never disappoint you. I am not going to be bringing out those little three-fold
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No, my guests are so huge to the TV screen. They have literally changed the scope of TV
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So what do you say we get started? Y'all, my first guest, I don't know what to say about this guy
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I just love him to pieces. The show that he was on changed the outlook for gay men
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Does anybody know who it is? Carson Cressley, come on out here
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Carson, how are you? Oh, how are you? Get out of here so they can
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Let it out. Let it out. Paula, I wore these pants to Uncle Bubba's because they reminded me of seafood
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Yes. Look. Look, see if you can find my crab claw or my shrimp
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I'll do that. I ain't going to touch that one. We better try your pants. I ain't going to touch that one with a 10-foot pole
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No, don't. Don't. All right. Well, listen. I want to ask you something, Carson. Okay. Where are I for the straight guy? Yes
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Do you see a man here in the audience that's, you know, really, really macho
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Right. And maybe needs to get in touch with their feminine side. Oh, maybe
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Do you see somebody that you could help? How about the guy in the brown shirt
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I could help him. Come here, honey. Come up here. Come on up here, darling
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There we go. Oh, he's cute. Isn't he cute? Look at that
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Y'all both have dimples. I know. We match. All right, what is your name, baby
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My name's Tom. Hi, Tom. Tell him what to do. Oh, well, let's see
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Can you tuck this shirt in? Let's just see what it looks like. Here, I'll hold this
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I'm used to it. There we go. You bad boy. God. I've seen this a million times
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At work. At work, this is what I do. Look at you. You have a nice waist
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Why not show it off? Yes. A waist is a terrible thing to waist. Oh, wait, can I do one
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little thing too? Yes. Let's just... The hair is way too severe
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It was a little militant. It's better look. Yeah. In style. Yeah
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Okay. Look at you. Now you're better. It's a party. Just shake it out
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Okay. Thank you, honey. Perfect. Come on back here. Let's wash our hands
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We gotta cook. You always wash your hands before you... Wash the hair out of your hands
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Whenever I'm at a restaurant and it says, employees must wash hands. I know
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I stand there waiting, and I'm like, is someone going to come wash my hands? And then I'm like
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oh, they don't do it, I do. All right, so Carson. We're going to make shoo fly pie
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We are going to make shoo fly pie. Do you have those? Oh, my God, look, there's a camera up there
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Yes, it is. Look at you. Look at you. Look. Okay, we're going to make shoo fly pie
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Oh, that's uncomfortable. It's just like Macy's in here. There's cameras everywhere
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You don't want to mess with Macy's. Okay, we're going to make The quickest and easiest pie crust
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Okay. All right? And this is my great-grandma's recipe. Okay. Pennsylvania Dutch, which is really Pennsylvania German
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Okay. It's a whole complicated story. Okay. You take all-purpose flour. Throw that in
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You take some sugar. Just for a nice sweet crust. Okay? And then you throw in a pinch of salt. Salt
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Pinch. Okay. And then I kind of just, you know, I kind of just fluff it up with my hands and get it
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you know, nicely mixed and everything. Okay. Okay. And just fluff away
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Okay. Fluff, fluff. You bind it together with some shortening. Okay. And then some butter
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It's not a whole lot. I mean, but like you're afraid of butter, whatever. Okay
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And then. It's a start. You can use a pastry thing, but that's so complicated
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And the Pennsylvania Dutch are very simple. Okay. You just. I'm just going to use the fork. I'll use the pastry cutter and you use the fork
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I'm going to fork it up over here. You fork it up. Okay. What the fork is going on over here
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Okay. Now we're just. It gets kind of lumpy and you just, yes, my love
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Listen, don't cause me to lose my show now. You know, I haven't had it too long. I sure won't
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You get an Emmy and you get all fancy on me. Jeez
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Okay. So, Carson, Carson, Carson. Yes, my love. Have you always been, like, in touch with your feminine side
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Yeah, basically. I mean, I do remember, like, being on the playground
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in the third grade and everybody's, you know, like, playing dodgeball. And I was like, why doesn't Patty wear Jim's pants
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and why doesn't Jim wear David's shoes? And then the ball would hit me in the face
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and I'd be like, oh, I hate Todd's ball. We got, listen, honey, we got to go straight to break
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Oh, it's not going to be straight when we come back. We'll be right back, y'all
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with more of Carson Kressley. Coming up, Carson Kressley finishes his shoe fly pie recipe
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How y'all doing? How you doing? and later the Fonz plays it cool in my kitchen y'all
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y I here with Carson Kressley and today show is all about TV dinners but not really It about the people that change TV and Carson is definitely one of those
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Oh, well, thank you. I thought I was just changing shirts, but you know. We're making your grandma shoo-fly pie
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I'm slow. How's your dough going along? I'm about to get there. I'm doing my ice water a little slower than you
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Add a little bit of ice water to your dough mixture, and that'll make it kind of come together
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And then you'll have a nice big ball. Okay. We always have a ball around here
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We sure do. And look, I forgot. We've had such a good time, I forgot the other ingredients
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Let's bring them on. Okay, I'm going to show you. All right. So we roll this out
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We just, are we going to roll and pinch? Thank you so much. Now scram
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It's our show. Hello. Okay. Woo! Okay, so you roll your jaw out in your pie crust
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And then I like to just do the Pennsylvania Dutch way. I just do my pinches like this
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Okay. We're having a pinch-off right now. Okay, so we're going to put our ingredients in a raw pie crust
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Yeah, we're just going to set these aside. And we're going to, here's your bowl
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Oh, mine's right beautiful itself. Okay. It sure is. Please make me feel good about myself, Carson
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I will. Because, you know, I feel so insuperior next to you. You know what? You're perfect just the way you are
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And you're gorgeous. You are so good, man. Yes. Oh. Yes, you may come back
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Thank you, honey. I think we should do our own show. Okay, get her off me. I'm gay
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Okay, so then we take our egg. Okay. What is this? What is this
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This is just a crumb mixture. Flour and... You don't know what it is, do you
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It's flour and a little bit of cinnamon and some butter, and you just kind of make, it's almost like a strudel topping
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Yes, you do know. I do. Okay, so these are the ingredients
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So easy. That molasses smells so strong. An egg and some baking soda
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Okay. And you just throw this all in here. Okay, I'm going to add my baking soda to my dry ingredients
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Is that all right? I don't think that was supposed to go in there. Oh, yes, it was
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You know it was. Why are you doing that to me? It's supposed to go in here. Go in here where
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In our molasses and egg mixture. Oh, boo. No, it is. Watch
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I'll do it my way. You do it yours. It's my recipe. You know what? Okay
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Is my recipe not? No! That's wrong. You can't do it. We have to do this
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Look. Watch. Oh, look-a-here. I'm fixing to show you something. Look-a-here. Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit
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You won't believe this, but I have that rug in my closet. No, you do not
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I've seen that at some of the great gift shops of the South. Well, just butter my food
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So you just mix this up, whisk away. Okay, how easy is this
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And then... Don't forget your flour. Don't forget my... That doesn't go in there like that, Paula
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These two mixtures stay separate. Well, why didn't you speak faster? I tried to tell you, but you just don't listen
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Okay, then I take a little... Oh, I like my way better. I take a little bit of the crumbs here
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Yeah. And put them in the bottom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this is going to be a wet bottom pie
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Mine's going to be a wet bottom and top. And then you put this in here
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Yes. See, I don't like that. That looks like motor oil. Oh, gooey and delicious
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It has kind of a NASCAR flair to it. All right. We're going to, listen, we're going to bake both these suckers off. Okay
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And then I put my crumbs on top. Yours is all mixed. Well, you just go right ahead. Yours looks like
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Mine looks like very good, doesn't it? Okay, then I just put my crumbs on the top
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It has a crumb topping. Uh-huh. And we just, oh, my goodness. We just kind of even that out
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Uh-huh. Get the air bubbles out. Mine is going to be so much better. I don't think, oh, I don't think so
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Oh, I think so. And then we put them in the oven. Oh, cart in the way
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I feel like a stewardess. Who wants a Diet Coke? Get out of the bathroom
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We're landing. Okay. Now we have to pull our finished pies out
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Yes. It's been 30 minutes. Woo! Seems like only a second. You make time fly, Paula
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hot! Ow! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Hot oven
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Whoa. Oh, God. I don't ever want to work in a kitchen. It's so hot
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All right, get over here and let's get us a knife. Get us a knife. All right, you'll notice, Carson
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Your pie doesn't look as good as mine. I don't like the way that pie looks
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That's your pie. All righty. This is the Paula Deen Show. Okay, let's dig in
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The pretty pie is mine. Look at this slice of Pennsylvania Dutch lovin'
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My gracious. White Carson. Bluey and delicious. Here's your... Oh, a bigger spoon
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There we go. Wait for me. use your big spoon
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you guys are fine because it looks like you have no teeth
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hi everybody wait but do i have something on my teeth wait now i want to look like you
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how y'all doing how you doing how you doing i'm fine how you doing
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how you doing Don't go anywhere, Yelma. You never know what's gonna happen here
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It's all a party. Coming up, with a little help, Henry Winkler becomes the king of southern fried steak
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And later, eggplant parmesan with Soprano star Steve Sharupa. Forget about it
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It doesn't sound right coming out of your mouth. I know! Welcome back, y'all
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Old Paula is just standing back here grinning from ear to ear today, y'all
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because I've got some fabulous guests here with us today. It's all about the people that changed the scope of television
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Before we get started, I want to know, does anybody have a question? Anybody got..
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Oops, let me... Yes, let me come around there, pretty. My pretty
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What is your name? My name is Stacy. What is your question
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I have been married 29 years. I have a great husband. I cannot get him to cook
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Well, where is he? Henry? If we can get him. There is not..
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There is not a person in America that does not know and love this face
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Henry Winkler. Well now we can say the same about you I want to tell you It is true My wife when I got the call my wife said to me my wife said to me
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if you do not come down here, you're going to sleep on the porch
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I know that probably most of you think of Henry Winkler
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as someone that may be wanting the brightest. But let me tell you
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You wouldn't be that far off. That is so not true. This man is so accomplished
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He's not only an actor, he's a director, he's a producer. He is educated to the teeth
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And you know what? Out of all your accomplishments, probably your greatest one
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is you come from this place called Hollywood and you have been married to the same woman for 29 years
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Yes, that's true. You know, now that really says something about you and Stacy
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And it is so great because you brought us together. It's the first time we've seen each other in a year
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Take off your jacket, baby, and let's get to cooking. You go that way
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I'll go this way. How are you? Nice to see you. Hi, everybody. All right
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Sorry I had my back to you. I want to... Oh, God, this smells good. All right. You know what is amazing, though? Why
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Truly. Because, you know, everybody talks about Paula Deen and how fabulous you are
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Really? But what is amazing for everyone to know, for everyone to know about this woman is your journey
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And out of this journey that was difficult, to say the least
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It was difficult. Your spirit so fills the world. The reason that people are sitting here today is because you are unbelievable
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Am I right? And the reason I said that was for that
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Now that's a hug. Henry, I cannot hold a candle to you
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I mean what I say. Look, it's on tape. It's on television. I can't fit because it comes back to haunchy
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Don't let anybody destroy that tape, y'all. Okay, what are we doing with this
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You're so sweet. But listen, our goal is to teach you how to cook for your beautiful bride. Yes
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Because she's a great cook. I bet she is. She is great with food
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I bet she is. She's had to do it all herself. Listen, you're so in because my dishes are so simple
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And what I'm going to teach you to make for Stacy is country fried steak
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So let's get started. All right, now we've got our black cast iron skillets on, and they're on about a medium heat
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Now we're going to take our round steak, and this is just a round steak, Henry, that you get from your butcher from the grocery store
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And it's been through a cuber because round steak is very, very tough
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So you have to tenderize it by running it through the cuber
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All right, so we're going to take our meat, and I have a house seasoning here, and we keep buckets of this at our restaurants. Right
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And it's salt, pepper, and garlic powder. Okay. So we're going to put a little..
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All over it? Yes. Okay. And then we have a little of our seasoning salt
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See the kind of orangish-reddish? Yeah. Ooh, now you're going to make it so salty
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I spilled it. I'm sorry. Don't make it so salty now that your bride can't eat it. No
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I mean... Okay. Ooh, those are going to be so salty, Stacey
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You ain't going to be able to eat them. No, no, no. Oh, this is fun. I know it's fun. Do you see what you've been missing
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I'm getting it now. Let me tell you something, Henry. There is something very sensual about the kitchen and about food
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I mean, just look what you've been missing in the kitchen, baby. I'm in there now
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Yes, you're in there now. I want to tell you. And thank God you're still young enough to do something about it
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Thank you very much. Don't go anywhere because I'm in the kitchen cooking with Henry Winkler
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Don't go anywhere. Up next, Country Fried Steak gets a thumbs up from the Fonz
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You live? You die. The only thing that the Fonz added was, I'm not so sure
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And later, Italian food, soprano style. The godmother of Savannah. Y'all, I'm here with one of my heroes
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one of America's heroes, Henry Winkler. Listen, this man is so smart, y'all
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but he doesn't know how to cook. So I'm going to help Stacy, his wife, out
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by teaching him how to cook a very southern dish. Okay. Country fried steak
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My fave. I'm right on the edge. So we have rubbed that seasoning into our meat
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Yes. Now we have some flour here. Now we're going to take our meat and we're going to run it through the flour
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Okay. And shake him good. Shake him off good. And then you have a bowl of buttermilk
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Ooh. So this buttermilk. This feels good. Yes. Doesn't it feel good
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Nice and cool. I'm liking this. Yes. Back in here? Yes, back into your flour now
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On both sides. Yes, both sides. Okay. And you kind of press that in
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Press it in. All right, now we're going to give it a little shake-shake. Shake-shake. And then into a hot grease
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And we're going to do that with the same... Hey, wait a minute. I did that really well. You got, like, the prettiest meat in town
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Definitely the coolest. Now, this is gonna take a few minutes, Henry, for our steak to cook
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Yeah. So why don't we go out there and see if anybody's got a question for you? Because I know they're dying to talk to you. Sure
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Anybody out there with a question for Henry? What is your name? Kim
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Hi, Kim. Kim? You got it! Hi, Kim. You so got it
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The Kimster. All right, Kimmy. Hi, babe. What's your question? I know y'all have just gotten started, but before you get out of here, we have got to get a thumbs up
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A thumbs up? You know, hey. I wish I had said that
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All right. Thumbs up. All right. Okay. All right. All right. I want to know exactly how you do this
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All right. So the thing is that the thumb came from my 10th grade history class
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from the gladiators. You live, you die. The only thing that the Fonz added was, I'm not so sure
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And the sound you know the sound Came from the fact that you can be that cool talking so much So I reduced like paragraphs down to one sound
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Hey. Hey. Hey, Kim, I'll talk to you later. Okay, well, I don't have room
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While you were doing the thumbs up, I put your meat in the pan. I knew there was something
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I'm sorry. No, I like that you did that. Now, come over here, Henry, and wash your hands, baby
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because, you know, this country fried steak stuff, it's kind of messy. Yeah
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And it's perfect because I've got this little book laying over here by my sink
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Oh, see, I'm very proud of that. Hank, zip, sir. Zip, sir
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This is his 11th book. Yes. All right, but tell me about this book
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Okay. The curtain went up and my pants fell down. Yes, that is exactly right
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Is it? And it's the story of my life as a dyslexic student
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You would never know it. No, no, no. There are so many things I can't do. I can't spell
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Math was hard. Who cares? Listen, I failed algebra one four times
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And you know what? I took geometry for four years. Honey, I never made it to geometry
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I was not smart enough. No. Listen, and you know what? I have not needed, not one time
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Let's see, I'm 60. Been out of school 42 years. Not one time have I needed that X minus E equals a pie
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That is so true. Oh, gosh, I'm so not taking good care of you
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How did I do? You're just so perfect. Okay. Now, I'm going to scoop this over for you
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and let's throw in our onions. Oh, I have onions. Uh-huh, and we're going to let them brown a little bit
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On the side, yes, so kind of we can keep control of them
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Okay. Just let them brown. Okay. All right. My onions are browning, honey
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So I think I'm going to take mine out. All right. And put it on the paper
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Yes. We're going to let it drain a second. And look, see. I have to use your paper
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Oh, I want you to. We're sharing. Okay. Watch me. I may steal your steak
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It's like perfect. All right. Now get your flour. could you just say that again, please
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It's like. Stacy, he's like perfect. Hey. Uh-oh
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Uh-oh. He's coming out! He's coming back! All right, now what am I doing
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Now, I've already got us a pan of gravy ready because we have been so busy having such a good time
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But I want you to help finish this up with me. What do you mean? All right, now see, we got our gravy
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and we're going to put it back in our gravy. You didn't have this at the restaurant last night, did you
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No, I didn't. Oh, my goodness. No, we had everything else. It'll make you slap your mama, baby
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Make your tongue want to slap your brains out. So don't let any drip on the top of your head
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Look at that. Look at that. Your wife. All right, I'm going to
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Oh, wow. I'm going to get you that piece of steak. Oh, wow. I wish I had some biscuits and some grits to go with it, but I don't
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How do we have a garnish here? Yes, I do. Go feed that to your beautiful bride
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Stacy and Joy, honey, I'm sure the weekend's going to come and Henry's going to serve you that breakfast in bed
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with grits and homemade biscuits. Right, Henry? I promise I'm just going to clean this off
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How did I do? Brilliant. It's so good. So good. You are always in my heart
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I'm just telling you, I love you so much. Oh, my God
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I want to tell you something. This is my kind of girl. Stacy is like glaring at us
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Let's do a group hug. Group hug. Group hug. Okay. Don't go anywhere
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We got more shows. Up next, I'm cooking eggplant parmesan with Soprano star Steve Sharupa
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If you feel like you're putting on a few pounds, You just find fatter friends to hang out
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Welcome back, everybody. Welcome back. So, Jamie told me, he came to me and he said
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Mama, he said, there's somebody I really want you to have on this show
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Y'all wait. He would not tell me who it is. This guy that I'm fixing to bring out now
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He has been a part of a program that has changed television that will never be the same
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I'm so excited. Y'all ready to meet who it is? Y'all don't know who it is, do you? It's Stephen Sharippa from The Surprise
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Are you kidding me? How are you, baby? How are you, baby
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How are you? How's everybody going? How's everybody going? Jamie, I can't believe it
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Yo, seriously. I can't believe it. The godmother of Savannah. This is the Carmella Soprano
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Forget about it. It doesn't sound right coming out of your mind. Forget about it
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Listen, one night Michael took me to dinner in Brooklyn. I walked in the restaurant and I started telling everybody
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hey, how you doing? We started talking. And I looked at him, I said, you know, y'all really talk funny
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I love New Yorkers. And I love it down here. We had a good time. I came in with my daughter
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My daughter, Bria, is with me. Bria, she is so precious. And, well, we came in, we ate at your restaurant last night
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We had the chicken. We had the fried green tomatoes. We had the steak
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I had pot pie. We just had a little bit of everything. Stephen's on the Goomba diet, Mama
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That means four or five entrees. He's written a hilarious book. Listen, I picked your book up
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Can you believe it? The Goomba Diet. The Goomba Diet. I brought one for you to sign for me, too
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Have y'all seen that book? Hey, I gained 10 pounds. Don't pick up this book
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You see, now, obviously, by looking at me, you know it's a joke book. Yeah
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It's a joke. But you're so hard. But on the Goomba Diet, if you feel like you're putting on a few..
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Feel how hard he is, Jane. I mean, it's as tight as a tick
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Because he had steak and pot pie and chicken and biscuits and cornbread and black-eyed peas
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Oh, it stretched all out. I've never been told I was tight as a tick, but I like that
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That's the first. But on the good part, if you feel like you're putting on a few pounds, you just find fatter friends to hang out with
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You know, or if you're not motivated to work out, you know, you pay a guy to work out for you
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You know, if you feel like running, don't pay your bookie for three weeks. So that's the kind of diet
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The only issue I have is you said real Goomba men don't eat grits. You ain't had the right grits yet
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But wait, wait, I had grits last night. I tried grits last night. Did you like our grits
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Yes, I liked your grits. You know, grits was great to hear. Did you love our grits? I'm not a grit guy, you know what I mean
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They play a promager. Yeah, I know, I'm sweating. Whenever I'm around beautiful women where they're all over, I start sweating, you know what I mean
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Steven's kind of like us in that he, you're blessed to be in the business you're in now
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Oh, absolutely. He was in Las Vegas. He was working for you. You managed. I was the entertainment director at the Riviera in Las Vegas, and I was acting, you know, small roles
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Where did you get the part in the surprise? Well, I had a wife and two kids and started doing the bit parts and then went to New York for a wedding, called my agent, auditioned, got the role
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You're like so close. I was lucky, and we started at 40. Okay, so I'm here to cook, and I want to show you my grandmother's eggplant parmesan recipe
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Everybody loves eggplant. And on Sundays, as a kid, I would go to her house and have these huge dinners
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You know, we'd start out with antipasta and eggplant and pasta and all this great stuff
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And this is my favorite dish. So we're going to get started. All right, Paul? This is your pot, baby
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This is your pot. That's Jamie's pot. Oh, that's his pot. All right. Yeah, you come over here and keep it up
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A little one of my pot. I want to keep my eye on you. Watch my pot
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Okay. I'm going to watch your pot. I'm going to let that simmer a little bit there. Okay. And, you know, we used to have these, I mean, where there was aunts and uncles and this
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Every Sunday was like Thanksgiving. And the guys are drinking wine and the wives are cooking and my grandmother
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So it was really stuck in my head. You know what? Italian families remind me so much of southern families
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because it's about a lot of talking, everybody talking at the same time, laughing
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and consuming huge amounts of food to their family. You know what? Italians eat at funerals, weddings, divorces
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No one ever says, how could you eat at a time like this? We could eat always
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It's so easy, isn't it? I was in college. I was eating a meatball sandwich with a girlfriend in college
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I knew she was going to break up with me. She said, I've got to talk that way. Let me finish my sandwich
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Let me eat first. Okay, now we're going to get a little minced garlic. You got some garlic
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We got garlic here. Looks like three or four big, chunky, fat cloves
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Whatever you say. Three cloves. So, you know. Three. So, you're the cook. I just an eater but we going to mix it up a little Jamie Smells good right Oh it does smell good Smells good And And he putting it in water y I guess A little water I going to stand back
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There we go. I'm going to stand back, y'all, because this is one of my favorite jackets
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Does I have it on the inside out? No. I'm going to lower it a little bit
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Okay. It was just that water meeting the heat. That's it. The water, it's like when you met your husband
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It sizzled, right? When you met Mike? Yes, it did. Bingo, it sizzled
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Bingo. That was, it was bingo after I realized, after I pulled up his mustache
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And took a good look at him? Because his mustache was down to here, y'all. I didn't know if this man had teeth or not
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So after I pulled up his mustache and found out he had teeth, I said
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Whoa, shazam! And then it was bingo. That just smells so good
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It smells great, you know. It smells fabulous. And, you know, this is tomatoes
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You know, crushed tomatoes. And we're going to throw that on the man. I think it's like three 28-ounce cans of, like, crushed tomatoes
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You know better than me. You've got to tell them the recipe. I just go by looks. You ready, Jamie
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I'd say these are plum tomatoes. Oh, my goodness. Smells good, right
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That smells so good, Steve. Oh, yeah. And you know what? We missed some garlic, so I'm going to scrape you a little bowl for you
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Nothing goes to waste here. All right. How about some salt and pepper, guys
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We've got to season this up a little bit. You got that? Jamie's the only one with salt and pepper
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I know. Jamie will give us a little. I want to taste this tomato. It really smells good, and it's going to be great when it's done
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Now, refresh my memory. Who's... Oh, come on, baby. Right. Let loose of that salt
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A little more? That looks about right. All right. Let loose of that salt
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Look, look, here's how you do it. Damn! That's how the soprano is doing
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That's how you do it. Taste it. You got it salted just right
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Even those tomatoes are so delicious. It's really good. It's so fresh-tasting. Really, really good
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Okay, so now we got the sauce cooking. We're going to come back. We're going to put the eggplant in the batter
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We're going to fry it up. We're going to make our whole dish of eggplant. I'm going to put the cheese on top
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It's going to be great. That sounds great. Y'all won't go anywhere. We'll be back
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Steve's in the kitchen. All right. Coming up, Carson and Henry serves up Steve's eggplant parmesan
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It's Carson and Henry. Welcome, Michael Boss. They came. Very thin
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Very thin. Skin on. Skin on. Skin on. Now, this is egg wash
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It's egg with a little bit of milk. Uh-huh. All right? And you're using some breadcrumbs
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Now, are these seasoned or plain? Those are seasoned breadcrumbs. Okay. You know, you can get that in a can
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Yeah, yeah. You can get them at the grocery store. Pack it on, baby. Pack it on
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Pack it on. I think I did that already. All right, so we got that
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And now there's oil in this pan. And we've got it cooking a little bit. All right
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How about I'll help you? Oh, you're going to help. Yeah, I need some help. I'll help you. I need a little help. Uh-oh
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You need to turn your fire up, Tony. Turn your fire up. You already turned my fire up, Paula
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Mom, listen. Just give me one minute, please. Give you one minute for what, son
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Bobby, tell me. What happened at the end of the show? Well, my theory is Tony Soprano choked on an onion ring
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Man, he was shoving all those onion rings in his mouth. That fat..
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No. You know what? What I think happened, I thought it was absolutely terrific
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and I think David Chase is a genius. All right, now I've got to ask you this. And to follow just the rest of the story, you know what I mean
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What do I think happened? I guess you make up your own mind whether you lived or died. All right, I've got to ask you this
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What was your favorite scene or your favorite episode from The Sopranos
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My favorite one would probably be the first one of the season
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when I beat Tony Soprano's butt. Oh, my gosh. You beat his butt till his nose blade hit
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He needed it. Your character was sincerely my favorite because he was a sweet guy
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And I thought the cruelest thing that I'd seen Tony Soprano do was send you to Canada
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when you finally got your hands dirty. I mean, that was heartbreaking. I think a lot of people
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for some reason, we love Tony Soprano, even though he's a murderer. And he's a killer, and he hurts people
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but the audience still chooses to love this guy. And y'all talk so dirty on that show
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And after he had made Bobby do that, do the killing, which is the last thing in the world he wanted to do, I think a lot of people didn't like Tony anymore
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And then after Tony killed Christopher, his nephew, I think people realize that this is a sociopath
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This is a crazy guy. Yet we choose to like him. You know, he's kind of an everyman
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And look, the show on so many levels is so smart, so brilliant
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I mean there has not been a show in TV history that has captivated the United States and the world like this You know what it reminded me of Steve Kind of Dallas Do y remember like who shot J Oh my Dallas
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Please. Well, you know what? But you know what? I mean, everyone who shot J.R.
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It was very important. That doesn't come around that often. No. Stuff like that
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Well, I think the coolest thing is that how you started and you wound up in it, you added so much to the show
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and it'll go down in history as one of the greatest shows. Yeah, and I'm very proud to be a part of it
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Thank you very much. Now, if you don't show me how to do this Parmesan, I'm going to send somebody out to see you
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This is great. Come on. It smells great. The sauce is great
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Yeah, what do we do now? Now we're going to do a little, we're going to leave a little sauce. Sauce down and then we're going to put our
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All right, sauce first. A little sauce, a little sauce, nice. How nice, huh
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Oh, that sauce is very, very nice. You know, and it's kind of just a plain sauce
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That's what I like. Good tomatoes, fresh garlic, basil, salt, pepper. And it's very light, not real thick with all pieces
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Yeah, yeah. We'll start leaving them up. Just lay them right on top
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Okay, now mozzarella? A little bit more sauce. A little bit more sauce. Okay
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Do you put the mozzarella throughout it or is that like on top? On top
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Right on top. I can't wait to eat this myself. Do you eat your own cooking
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Take a look at her. Now what do you think? Don't trust the skinny cook
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Mozzarella right on top. Mozzarella right on top. Right on top. Then we're going to bake this
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Aren't you going to put some more sauce? We're going to put some more sauce. Here. Let me help you, son
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There you go. See, families that cook together stay together. You see that
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I love mozzarella. Yes, you're absolutely correct. Absolutely. You know what, y'all
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This, being in the kitchen with your family is so therapeutic. It's so healing
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At the end of a day, you've been out there working. You might have had your butt kicked around a little bit. Absolutely
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And you come back home and get in that kitchen with people that you know loves you and cares about you
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And loves your cooking. It's all good. And loves your cooking. You know, that heals a bad day
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You want to do one more layer, Jamie? Well, let's swap it out. You want two? Let's go. Let's go. Son, you need another egg. Ooh, look at that
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There you go. Magic, magic. Yeah. Ooh, magic. See, that looks good, doesn't it? Now everybody's going to get a little piece
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Yeah. It has been so real today
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Until next time, best dishes. Tell them best dishes, Tim. Best dishes
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Best dishes. Henry Winkler, come. Best dishes. From Paula's party to y'all
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Till next time. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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