Turkey Sloppy Joes

What do you think, guys

Who wants Sloppy Joe's? I do. Y'all want to eat? Do you want a bite

Hey, y'all. It's Dad's dinner time, my favorite time. And look, I brought my family along to prove

that I'm an actual dad. I got my son Jack and Matthew and my beautiful wife, Brooke

and we're happy to be here today. OK, look. Who wants Sloppy Joe's

I do. Matthew, you want Sloppy Joe? No, I'm just going to make this

So we're going to make this, and we're going to have three Sloppy Joes and one popsicle

and everybody's going to be happy. We're doing turkey Sloppy Joes today. It's a perfect dad's dinner

Is that money? I love Sloppy Joes, and my mom did homemade Sloppy Joes when I was a kid forever, and I just love it, love it

Daddy's not here. Here we go, Maddie. Are you ready? You want to help Mommy put the bread on

Let me find my thing. Okay, we're going to turn this on. Maddie, be careful now

This is going to be hot over here a little bit. Yeah, we're going to stay down here so that we don't touch the stove, okay

All right. And you can put one piece of bread. We're going to start with two tablespoons of oil

and today we're using pure cottonseed oil. Daddy? Yes, babe. Could I help

Sure. I want you to put the turkey down in here. Can you do it without splashing

Um, okay. Or you want to stir it up for me? How do I do this? Okay, here's how we're going to do it

We'll take our spoon, and we'll break it up a little bit, and we'll set it down in here so it doesn't splatter

Okay? I don't have any more? What's your brother doing? Is he getting the bread ready

He's getting the bread ready. Okay, Jack, let's break this up. And when we get this broken up

we're going to put some salt and pepper on it, okay? Okay. And we're going to brown this off

and we're going to cook it down a little bit with some brown sugar that will give it that sweet and savory that I love

We've got some tomato sauce. We've got a little bit of Guinea's house seasoning

and a little bit of Worcestershire sauce. And we're also going to put in purple onions and red peppers

Jack, you like purple onions and red peppers? No. No, sir, you do not

But that's okay. You like them when they're cooked down. I'll go back. You're going to go back? Okay

Careful. Good luck following the jumping bean that we have over here

And we brought our dog today, too, to Guinea's house. There's Chaser Bear. Hey, Chaser Bear

Hey, Chaser Bear. He's waiting there. You want to see Chase? I won't touch him because I'm cooking

Trust me, he's back there and he's cute. There's Chaser Bear. We got Chase for Jack for Christmas last year

and he was in my bed last night. Well he wanted a snuggle buddy right Because we have a bulldog I want him to sleep with me Champ our English bulldog is 10 years old and he not a snuggle buddy

He's way too big. He was before we had kids, but then we kicked him out

He got the axe. Okay, Jack, let's see. Okay, we're going to put one grain of salt

All right, let's put some silverware down. In about 15 minutes, we'll have this salted. It'll be perfect

Put a knife right here. A little bit bigger pinch, baby. And a fork right here

Can you do a little bigger and spread it around? Good job, Matthew. Everyone's ready to have this right now

Well, we have to cook it first, okay? We're going to put a little bit of pepper on it. You want to put some pepper

Mm-hmm. Can I put the silverware on? Just a little bit more over here. Okay, put a fork and a knife over here

Be careful. Don't rub your eyes, okay? You want to go wash your hands, maybe? Jump over there real quick and give them a wash

And while this is browning, I'm going to get our vegetables ready

We're going to use half of a purple onion and half of a red pepper. Maddie, what you doing, baby

Putting some knife-ish right here. Never too early to learn how to set the table

You putting the knife-ish down there. We're going to use half of the purple onion

We're going to go to the next year. And half of a red pepper. Good to go, Jack

Okay, you can be stirring that if you want to, okay? Be careful not to splash it on yourself

Don't be scared of it, Jack. Grab it like this. Just don't touch the pan

You can kind of break it up with a spoon. Look, Mama. Is everyone ready to cook the dinner

Everyone's ready to cook the dinner. You want to come back over here and watch Jack

Okay, I'm going to get these peppers ready. I get distracted when the youngins are around

You want some drink, Matthew? Yes. Jack, what's your favorite food to cook

Well, let's talk about this. Remember we set up a tent one time

And we went camping, and then I spilled carrot soup all over me

Because he scared me. We got to talk to Ginny about camping, don't we

Because what do you want to do with her? I want to go camp with my dad in her doghouse

And because why? What's the big thing over there? So we can fish and stay up till 10

Yeah, it's at least 10 a.m. and 11. She's got to. We going to stay up till 10 o and fish That her big camping night Kenny got out in her dock house there a hole in the floor right Mm So we can fish inside Mm Okay so we gonna add our onions and our peppers

Do you want to stir it, or do you want me to? Just be careful. Let's give this a real big stir, baby

Okay. Come off the edges. What's Daddy doing? Look, Maddie. Do you remember what this is? Mm-hmm

What is it? Saucers. Sloppy Joe. That's enough, right? That's pretty good. Cheers

Okay, so I've cooked these down just a little bit until they're opaque, soften them up just a touch

I'm gonna put in one cup of tomato sauce. That smells good

Let's see, I figure... Tomato sauce. That's about a cup. Can we stir it now

You can stir it. And we're gonna put two tablespoons of brown sugar. Yes! Yes! Yes

One, two. I can poop with sand. Matthew. Enough with the poofing

That table spoon of Worcestershire sauce. Now let me help you stir this up really good

Are you being silly? Let's get all this mixed together. And we're going to slow cook this

I'm going to put the lid on it. That looks good. Yeah, it's going to tighten up and it's going to be so good

And then we're going to serve it on our soft bread. And this is what it looks like

Super good, and it's so much better for you than anything that you might get out of a can

So you see how simple it is that with a few fresh ingredients, you can make homemade sloppy joes for your own kids

My dad, his favorite food is sloppy joes. Next to meatloaf. Right next to mama's meatloaf

I like mama's meatloaf. No, I think it's meatballs. Or meatballs. pretty much meat, meat or meat

Yes. Yeah. So, um, and we and my mom wanted to make a surprise dinner for him

so we made, um, some of Sloppy Joe's. And that was gonna be the first time I ever had Sloppy Joe's

And, um... Come that little baby, please. But the biggest part of the story was..

That when I put it in front of you, you were like, I'm not sure about this

And I took a bite and I started. You took a bite, you said, that's the best thing

I ever had in my life And I demolished it And I had to take a picture You had like three And someone on the bottom That my boy

You demolished your first sloppy joke. Just turned three in May, so he likes a lot of the bathroom words right now

And here's my blue words that I just get. It may be my favorite humor is about a three-year-old's humor

because I sit around and laugh at him all day long. No. It's so much gas in my back

That look good, guys? That look so good. Can I help? Sure

You want to do this one? This is hot. Don't touch the pan, OK? Matthew, can I hold it like that

Don't be screaming, OK? If you need some help, let me help you get it in the corner

There you go. What do you think, guys? Y'all want to eat

It's awesome. Everyone has to eat inside the earth. Help. No, go and eat these two

You guys want to say the blessing? Yes. Okay. Come on, Matty, we're going to say the blessing

Okay, that's it. The blessing by yourself. Okay. You want to say it, Jack

Mm-hmm. Okay. God is great. God is good. Let us thank him for our food

By his hands we are fed. Give us Lord our daily bread

Amen. I'm not doing any time. It's so big and droopy. No punching, Matthew

Thank you. This boy needs a football uniform like a dead man needs a coffin

All he wants to do is run and tackle. Matty, you want to take a bite

It might be too hot for you. Oh, this one's super soft. Mom, when can't? Everybody has to be kind of without a motion in your mouth

What do you think, Jack? Is that good? They are good. So you see, y'all, I mean, this really took us about 10 minutes

I did it with four cameras, the whole family, and the dogs in the kitchen

Now, if I can do this, y'all can do it, too. It's fresh, it's good for you, and I promise your family will eat it up

I'm so happy to be here again today. It's Dad's dinner time. Eat up, boys

Here, Matt, you want to try a bite? Bye. Bye, y'all. Here, take a bite, Matt

No one's going bye-bye, Dada. Nobody's going bye-bye, Dada. I made this to you guys

thanks for tuning in today y'all I made this to you guys it's at dinner time you never know what's going to happen

I'm going to stop with that fire