Paula Meet Michael

All right, you tell it, and I'll jump in when you're skipping part of it

Okay, I'll live on it. Okay, so... I was born and raised on Turner's Creek, and Paula had bought a house right next door

Well, on a very, very, very hot August day, my dogs ran from me, and we wound up in this

man's yard. He didn't smile. He just had a scrawl on his face. I was standing there. I was petting

the dogs and the dogs started pooping in my yard. And she said, I'll clean that up if you have

something. I said, that's okay. I like animals. There's people that I'm not real sure about

So she freaked out and grabbed her dogs and took on running. I thought I was a nut. And two weeks

later, Otis and Sam did the same identical thing. Once again, this man is propped on his

talking on his cell phone. So I said you know I got out that first time alive I to ask this man some questions The first question I had for him is are you married

Nope. I said, well, do you have children? Two teenagers. And on that third question, I looked at him

and I said, you ain't got a job too, do you? Yes

Yes, I am a harbor pilot. And I said, maybe if I gave him a haircut and trimmed his mustache, maybe I could go out with him

So I said, I have this boat. Would you mind, you know, teaching me how to drive this boat

And I said, sure, I can show you how to run the boat. And I also was thinking to myself, this lady's got a restaurant

She's pretty, and she's got her own boat. So I was right excited