Paula Colada Smoothie

Why don't we make a drink

So, Sonny Boy, we are going to put a cup, about a cup

I'm going to eyeball everything, y'all. A cup of frozen pineapple chunks

All right. We're going to do a half a banana. We're going to do..

Light coconut milk? Yeah. How unlike you. Well, you know, I sometimes, Bobby, moderation, son

I can't have all the goods all the time. And I'm going to eyeball like a tablespoon of honey

All right, son, if you would eyeball like a cup of that, please

All right, why don't we change? Okay. I can't unscrew the honey

How much of this you want? Huh? How much honey? Uh, just a tablespoon or so

We'll eyeball it. Is this good, fresh, local honey? Oh, my goodness

It's worth the wait. It's worth the wait. So honey, coconut milk, a banana, a cup of pineapple

Half of a lime. Mm-hmm. Juiced. Mm-hmm. All right, now we're going to go in with the ice

This would be refreshing out by the pool. Out by the pool

It's going to be delicious. And if you're like me, you might want to add a little sugar

substitute to it or just more honey. OK, Sonny boy, put that on speed

OK Put it on speed Yes Look at this

It's kind of plain, though. Do you have any kind of garnish for it? Look at all that garnish. Let's come over now

I love fresh coconut. I do, too. Look here. With whipped cream? Yes

Listen, I'm doing it all, son. I realize that you don't drink

but you know that a little bit of rum would be really, really good. You know, that would be delicious

How do you make these little umbrellas open? You can tell I don't drink

I don't know how to use them. Yeah, you're so pretty. Thank you

Glad it ain't raining. Me too. Look-a there. Can I have some mint

Yes. You know, uh... Is this straw a fake-out? No, it's not supposed to be

Is it faking you? I'm gonna pass out before I get anything out of this cup. Oh, it's gotta go

I don't know. You may have to suck on mine to get it going

Oh, no, wait. It's almost there. I think I've used that line before. I shouldn't have to have surgery now

My double chin, it should be in place. This is very light in calories if you use this straw

Well, let's go out here. Oh, what's your... This is great exercise for a double chin

Let's go to the poach. Switch with me. I got that one sucked up

Give me yours. Give me yours. I'm determined. Wait for me. I got a broke foot

Did you? Oh, you're sucking it. You're getting it. It's coming