Pajama Party

Hey, y'all, tonight on Paula's Party, we're getting all cozied up for a grown-up slumber party

Y'all, it's a meet and greet with my friend Amy Sedaris, who's gonna be dishing out a whole lot of cheese and a whole lot of laughs

A twist on onion burgers from my slumber party past, y'all. I'm 12 years old again

While my audience gets pampered. then my husband Michael is going to wake us up with his banana coffee muffin

And y'all are never going to believe who crashes my pajama party

Joe Pantoliano! Rub it for luck, baby. Rub it for luck. So y'all grab your sleeping bags out there and get ready to stay up all night

because it's time to party! We are going to have the best time

at this party tonight. Ain't nothing like a pajama party, is it

Nothing in the world. Nothing in the world like a pajama party

But tonight, y'all, it's adults only. Woo! Woo! Look at those, baby

We're gonna get pampered, y'all, with some massages, and we're gonna make pajama party foods all grown up

Listen, y'all, there is not a greater girl to kick off our pajama party

than the girl I'm fixing to bring out. I want y'all to give a warm welcome

to my friend Amy Sedaris. Come on out, Amy. Woo! Some snacks for later

That's, Maya, nice to meet you, Kate. Three tears, four tears. I love olive loaf

Really? Yes, I love salami. Mm-hmm. Well, there you go. It's all you can eat

Take it to bed. What all did you do at pajama parties? Smoked it up

No, what are we doing? Pajama parties. How old were you when you had your first

We weren't allowed to spend the night at someone else's house until we were 13. Really

Don't judge me. Yeah, no, really. Yeah, we were like 13. By the time I was 13, we were..

I had my first daughter. Let's see. What else? So that was my divorce at 14

Thank you. Listen, what are we going to cook today? Well, we'd make a cheese ball, because that's light

You know, big ball of cheese. And then I think you're going to teach me how to make a meringue, because I don't know how to make meringue

I'm very intimidated by egg whites. Are you? Yes. Yeah. Here we go

Don't be scared of egg whites. Put on your apron. Yeah, let's make a cheese ball

Okay, let's make a cheese ball. Okay, first thing you're gonna do is you're gonna take eight ounces of cream cheese. Yeah. Okay

Y'all, this is Amy's book. I Like You by Amy Sedaris, Hospitality Under the Influence

This is the cute... Look at this chapter. Entertaining the Elderly. Look, in big letters

Oh, my gosh. Isn't that cute? Look! Alright, so keep making. I'm just curious

What kind of cream cheese do you like? I like the real stuff. Me too

So we're going to take eight ounces of cream cheese. You just relax. I'll do it

Okay, we're going to take some... We're going to take about three strips of bacon

We're going to crumble it up like so. Put it in there

We're going to add half a cup of mayonnaise. Good mayonnaise is..

I love it all. Yeah, I like it on cheddar cheese. Okay, you're going to add some green onions

Okay. You're going to add some deal. This is like the cutest book I've ever seen

Oh, thank you very much. I shot it all in my apartment. Did you really

Yep, in the summer, which is why some of the food is fake. It was just too hot to cook

Too hot. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Y'all have to pick up this book

It's just cute as pie. Thank you. And it's got some real tips in it, doesn't it

No, yeah, I took it seriously. I did it. You did? It is entertaining. All right, put down that spatula

And do my hands? And do, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay, so then we're going to form the ball

Keep your cream cheese at room temperature so it'll blend easily with all your ingredients

Oh, gosh, I'm supposed to be making a ball. I know. I was so enthralled with your book, girl

Yeah, whatever. Okay, so anyway, we're going to mix this up because it's so hot here, you know, you don't really need to blend it

All right, now I'm behind, so I got cream cheese. Whoa. I want to just hug your face right now

I'm gonna take this off. Then you're gonna form like a little pine cone. Yes

Use your artistic ability like so. Oh my god. It's like the people are gonna think you put this

in fast forward motion or whatever. Oh! Oh! Okay. Uh-huh, okay. Now we're gonna, um

I'll show you the fitting. You're gonna decorate it with these almonds so it looks like a pine cone. Oh

Deliciously disgusting. Isn't it delicious

You did a good job forming that one nut. I've done balls before, girls

You have. Oh, I'm sure you have. This ain't my first ball. Y'all, toasting the almonds, that'll help enhance and bring out their flavor

All right. Okay, what's going on? So a little rosemary right here. Yeah, just to make it look like a pine cone

Uh-oh, I need some scissors. Yes. I'm going to use my witchcraft right here

And then, as you see, this is what it's going to look like. Oh, lovely. Gorgeous

It is gorgeous. Gorgeous. And you need a little bit of rosemary for this

I could never make one look this good. Well, I broke my rosemary. Wow, you're really good at that

How old were you when you started cooking and stuff? I'm just curious. Oh, 36, 37, something like that

Oh, ages ago. No, I actually, Amy started at 18 when I got married

You got married at 18? Yes, I did. Is it the same guy? Oh, same guy

No, no different guys. Oh, let's talk about that. Have you been married

Yes, have you been married? No, I have an imaginary boyfriend, Ricky, and I've been with him for like 16 years

No, it's perfect. He only visits during the holidays. But he's a little transparent, but we work

Woo! So many flavors. And then you can chase it with some meat. Mm

Oh, my god. That is delicious. Listen, y'all don't go anywhere, because our party has just started

We're going to stay up all night long. Coming up you won believe who crashing my pajama party

Eccoliano. Joey pants with his mahi-mahi raps. And later, Amy Sedaris is back

And together, we're going to conquer her fear of lemon marino. Now for the fun part

Ha, ha, ha. Y'all welcome back here at Paula's tonight

We're having a spend the night party. And we're having fun, aren't we

We got our masseuses over here. We got our cookies and milk on the table

And you know, probably the most fun part of our spend-the-night parties

were when the boys crashed. Wasn't it, girls? That was the absolute best part

Well, I got a party crasher for you. You're not going to believe it when you see him

because, you know, you're hoping that when the boys do crash your spend-the-night party

that they're the cutest and the funniest, well, I got y'all a cute, funny one for this party

Joe Pantaleono has been in movies like La Bamba, The Matrix, and Daredevil

and, y'all, he's one of the stars of the hit show The Sopranos

Joey Pants, come on out, baby! Look at all these women. He is weird

Hey, there are a lot of pretty girls. Can I stay another night

Absolutely. You can spend another night with us, Jay. Where were you last night

I was walking all over. Where are you from? Mindenhall, Mississippi. Are you married

No. But you are. I'm a little Italian in you. Hey, wait a minute

How come you're not wearing pajamas? They made me do this. He is on the pajamas

I'm wearing my bedroom hat, though. What's underneath that hat? Nothing. Whoa

Do you know I love a ball-headed man? Well, then I'm going to keep this off, darling. Ooh, rub it for luck, baby

Rub it for luck. The dish that you're going to share with us today, Joey

has really had to kind of change his diet. So we're making mahi-mahi lettuce wraps

What I've done is I've embraced all the things that I can eat, that I love, and I've substituted stuff instead of, like

with the taco we're going to make today, Instead of using the carb shell, which is normally deep fried, I'll use a lettuce cap

You're watching your weight, so I want you to show us. Whoa, look at you

Look at you go, Joey. I put the fish there. All right, let's turn on your grill

Okay, so you're going to season it with salt and pepper. Now, Joey, while you're cooking, I want to talk to you

I don't know if y'all noticed, but Joey's a lot lighter probably than you've seen him in the past

You've lost 35 pounds. 35 pounds. And with Pantoliano. See, that's how you say it

Cheater, cheater. Romina, cheat it. Listen, I've got a southern tongue, Joey

I'm doing good with Smith and Jones. You know, Pantoliano. A-O-N-E. No, see, he's taking it

They did it wrong. You know, they call him Joey Pants. Joey Pants. And why do they call you Joey Pants

Because Pantaleone means pants in Italian. And most folks can't say that last name, too

I can't either. Well, listen, you know, I come from a fairly big southern crazy family

The accent's authentic. Yeah, it's authentic. Folks, you know, I've read where folks say

she's faking that accent. Oh, my God. No, she's not. You would not fake this

You would not fake this kind of accent. I like it a lot. Thank you, and I like your accent, too, folks

Forget about it. Thank you. But Joey comes from a big southern Italian

A big Italian family from the south. No, from the south. You were right

Avellino, Naples is southern Italy. That's where they come from originally. So we got a lot in common

So you're right. We're from the south. We got a lot in common. I'm half Italian, half Jewish

Well, Joey has had the most interesting life. It's been all right

You're just cute as a bug in a rug, baby. Thank you. Thank you

And I love that bald head. Why don't you finish swallowing that squirrel

I've got to grow hair anywhere I can. How many movies have you been in

Like a hundred. I think so. The way they pay me, I've got to be in a hundred

Now, Paula, look. A little olive oil on the fish. That's just going to enhance the flavor

So now you have worked like with... The greats and the near greats

The greats and the near greats. I mean, you've worked with Tom Cruise. You've worked with Harrison Ford

Yes, ma'am. Billy Crystal. Yes, ma'am. Who else? I mean, you have..

Well, they've worked with me, actually. And I hear they think I'm great

You know, I love that attitude. I'm going to put a little oil on this side, okay

Yes, ma'am. And Mahi Mahi is so firm, y'all. It works very well on the grill

All right. Can y'all name his movie? La Bamba. La Bamba. La Bamba

Matrix. Risky Business. What? That's right. And The Fugitive. Were you in that one

Yeah. The Fugitive. What? The Goonies. Yeah. The Lady and Who? Eddie and the Cruisers

Eddie and the Cruisers. And you are doing a fine job. Listen, y'all don't go anywhere

We'll be back in just a minute with more Joey stories. And, woo

And lettuce wrapped. Mahi, Mahi. Yeah. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere

Joey's in the house. Up next, I'm wrapping in the kitchen with Joey Pant

Joey, that is delicious. And later, my best girlfriend and I recreate our favorite slumber food, onion burgers

You cannot have a slumber party without your best friend. Woo

Welcome back, y'all. Well, I'm here in the kitchen with my friend Joey Pants

Look at this. I cut the fish. It looks delicious, Joey. I keep it a little bit rare, medium rare

And you don't really slice it. You kind of chunk it. Chunk it up

Yeah, chunk it up. And if you don like mahi you can substitute any white fish So Joey now tell us what the name of your dish is This is a Pesce a la Pepe de Pants

Now, you really call this Mahi Mahi Wraps. Mahi Mahi Wraps. I'm rapping with you, baby

My buddy, Rich Pepe, and I have been in the restaurant business our whole lives

Oh, come on. I didn't know you were in the restaurant business. Yeah, but we got Cafe Napoli and Carmel, and we had a multicultural Chinese restaurant in Norwalk, Connecticut

Okay, so you've got some chopped avocado, mangoes? Mango. Red onions. Red onions, or purple onions, whichever

Tomatoes. Tomatoes. Cilantro. Cilantro. With a little... Jalapenos. And lime juice

But you could substitute that with lemon juice, y'all, if you don't have lime

All right, you've got children, right? I have children. Have your children ever had a slumber party

They have sleepovers and they have pajama parties. In fact, my daughter, Daniela, who just graduated the ninth grade and is going to the tenth, just had a barbecue

Is that your oldest child? No, my oldest is Marco. He's 26. So tell me about your daughter's slumber party

No, she had a, they did a barbecue where Daniela brought all of her girlfriends over and all of their ninth grade homework and they put a big fire pit in the backyard and lit their homework on fire

They burned their homework for the year. We got a question, Joey

Yes, darling. Pajama parties are exciting for adults. We're having an adult pajama party today

But I have a 10-year-old daughter who loves to have sleepovers, like your daughter

And I just wondered, she wants to do themes. And besides burning homework, are there some other ideas that you might have for a pajama party

You know, I would think that you could have a craft slumber party and, you know

get you all the stuff that you can make you the cute little flip-flops

Or you can have a beauty party. It's a miserable existence. And cut each other's hair

I stay at a hotel. I hate her. I want you to tell everybody about your movie, Canvas

Canvas stars Academy Award winner, Martian Gayhart. We're having the world premiere in New York City

in association with Fountain House, which is a clubhouse, and NAMI, which is the National Alliance on Mental Illness

And also, we just want... Because Canvas is about... It was based on a true story, correct

Joe Greco wrote and directed it. And Joe... All right, how about these

Joe's mom suffers from schizophrenia. And Canvas is about the effects of mental illness

on this small American family. That sounds like an important story to tell, Joey

But all of this stuff is stuff that I can eat now, so I eat a lot

In fact, I eat a lot more than I used to. Joey, that is delicious

Yeah, and also it's got a little Italian in there because I use my fingers. Yes. I'm politically direct

Politically direct instead of correct Yeah, politically direct You've got to tell the truth

The truth is in the details We're supposed to be making a rap

That's too much food, Paula You put too much fish in there But no, you can do it You didn't touch the damn fish

Look at it. So you take that, and then the rest of it is a little garnish with whole wheat baked chips, so there's no oil in that

All right, you get these at the grocery store in the chip department? No, somebody that works for you got them

Oh, okay. Great. Well, they probably got them at the grocery store

Grocery store. All right, so you just pick this up like this? Yes, and then eat it

And you just eat it? Eat it. It's beautiful. It's clean. It's fresh

You know what? This would be wonderful with crab, lobster. You know what's good, too

It's salmon. This is great, Joey, but we've got to take a quick break

But we'll be back in a minute at our pajama party. Joey Pants, everybody

This is fabulous, Joey. So far tonight on Paula's Party, it's been a pajama party

to remember, y'all. Amy Sedaris just lit up my kitchen with something really cheesy

Woo! My audience got pampered, and Joey Pants crashed my party with his mahi-mahi wraps

Joey, that is delicious. Yeah, it's got a little Italian in there because I used my fingers

And still to come, Amy Sedaris is back, and we're going to conquer her fear

of making meringue. I don't know. You cook weird down here. Oh my god! It's a fantasy

Oh my god! Is it not one? I know. Lower, lower, lower. Hey y'all! Welcome back

Tonight we're having a pajama party here at Paula's house. Paula's house

Paula's house. And we've got our masseuses, and we're eating, and we're drinking, and we're gossiping

Oh, come on harder, baby. Harder. Take it. That feels great, guys, but you know what, Amy

We got some meringue to make. All right, now let's see if we can get ourselves out of here

Oh, okay. Thank you very much. All right. My problem is I don't understand egg whites

Okay, well, don't worry about that because we're going to make the pie first. Oh, okay. All right, and you've got the stuff

This is that great, easy recipe from Lemon Marino. They always say that, but it's hard

Oh, it is. That's so easy. All right, how about passing me a fork, please? All right, we're going to take our one can of sweetened condensed milk

Wow. Ooh, nice and... And then don't confuse this with evaporated milk

It's like face lotion. So we're using three egg yolks. We mix that up

Yeah, we're just going to mix that up. Okay. And then... I mean, this is really so easy

All right, into our condensed milk. Okay. We've got some lemon zest

Okay. And some lemon juice. We add it all? Wow, nice. Yeah, honey, just pour

It's just like your recipe. Very, very simple. Okay. But tastes so good

I tend to. These are going to be real tart. These are going to be like you and me tart

Okay. All right, you got it good. Oh, and you use that kind of scoop

Remember in cafeterias when they used that for potato salad? Absolutely. All right, now look at here

We're using the little store-bought graham cracker crumbs because we're making everybody their own individual pies

Okay. So we're going to put these in the oven, y'all, and we're going to bake them for about 10 minutes at 350

But you're going to let it sit. No, we're going to let it sit in the oven

So we'll put it in our oven, which means do we preheat it to something

Yes, it's preheated. Look how fast it needed Magic magic magic Wow Oh And look And look how fast they cooled down

They did cool down so fast. Yes, didn't they? It's that witchcraft

You promised you we're going to use it today. I couldn't resist, honey. Okay. Alright

So let's come over here. Now why are you scared of my run? Because there are too many rules

It's like, is it too hot out? Oh. Oh. You got the bowls got to be clean

It never works for me. All right. You got your whites. Okay

Got your whites. You separated them from your yellows. Okay. Now, if you'll separate your eggs while they're cold, there's a better chance that the yellow won't break into the white

Okay. Because if you break any of the yellow into the white, it will mess them up

Okay. So, you want to have a clean bowl, clean beaters. Okay

So far, I can't make it. Okay. So, you want to, even though you're separating your eggs while they're cold

when it's time to make your meringue, you want those at room temperature. Okay, cutie

Really? Yes. Okay. Yes. All right. Rule number one. Okay. If it's raining outside, you do not make anything that requires a meringue

Okay. Because it won't work in the humidity. So, watch the weather report

So, we've got our egg whites at room temperature. We put about a fourth of a teaspoon of cream of tartar in there. Okay

What does the tartar do? It stabilizes it. All right, now come on over here

Okay. All right, now we're going to beat those. Here goes my massage

Okay. You're going to beat those until they form kind of soft peaks

See, peaks, that worm. Uh-huh. No, see, we already got them there for you

Oh, okay. All right, now you're just going to slowly add your sugar

Oh, okay. I didn't know. I don't know. You cook weird down here

Amy. Okay. Look at that. You have made perfect meringue. Look

See that button right there? Yeah. Oh, okay, okay. That one button don't turn off

See that button right there? See? Woo! That's fun. Okay. All right

Now. Now. Now. You can do this a couple of different ways. Look

See, you got a bag down there. It just happens. Okay. There's your two little pies, and here's my two little pies

Don't touch my pies. Oh, goodness. Do not touch my pies. I don't like that

I don't want... I'm done. All right, I'm going to just do mine like this

because that meringue has gotten soupy in there. All right, now, it's very important that you take your meringue

and you seal those edges real, real good. And why is that important

Because so they won't shrink. Oh, sure, of course. You know. So when your meringue shrinks, you know, it will have a..

Oh, so it's going to shrink up. Look at those meringues. Beautiful

Look at your meringues. Yeah, mine is. And you have so much left over

Okay. Okay. Now for the fun part. Where's the switch again? What'd you do

I just mashed the button. Oh, yeah. Just mashed the button. I did

You done turned it off, famy. Did I? I done turned it off. Did I

You want to apologize now or you're only until after the show? Mine's fine. Paula's got a problem

I got it. Oh, you got it? Okay. It'd be funny if I turned it on like that and burned myself

Not much of a gun. Look at that. I like it that way, it's like marshmallows

You want to seal it, seal it. Get it around the edges because it's going to shrink up

If you smoke anything, just light it up. You got great for kids at parties

Look at how beautiful my pies are, y'all. Wow. Wow. Aren't they beautiful

Wow. Wow. Look how beautiful. And yours is not bad either. Thanks, Carla

I heard that you give good... What? I heard that you give away gifts at the end of your party

What I do is when I clean my apartment, and I come across things I don't want anymore. I put them in a big box

And then when I entertain, I make a display table and I sell everything for 25 cents

because I pay for my laundry. And it can be half bottles of lotion

band-aids, dish detergent. You name it. I just want to get rid of it

And, you know, nine out of ten times, I sell out everything and I have money do my laundry

I think you ought to have to taste yours. Oh, oh. I'll taste yours first

Mmm, wow. Good. Is it good? That's good. Oh. Wow. This is fabulous, y'all

Excellent. Don't go anywhere. For more party tips, hang on here with us

because we're having a pajama party. Don't go anywhere. Up next, you just cannot have a pajama party

without your best friend. and your best burger. I love it! And later, my husband Michael stops by for coffee and muffins, y'all

Whoo! Let's go! Welcome back, y'all

Welcome to Paula's party. We're having a slumber party, aren't we, Teter

We sure are. You cannot have a slumber party without your best friend

Can you? True, true, true, true. Come on. Diane and I, this is Diane Tedder, y'all

We have been like sisters since we were 10 years old. Yep

That is 50 years. 15 years. That is 15 years we have been friends

I know, Paula. We have had more fun in our life together, haven't we

We ought to write a book about it. I know it. Oh, I already wrote it. I know it. But I didn't talk about those days

No, you didn't. I didn't talk about those days. No, you didn't, sweetie. But Diane and I had more fun growing up together

And Diane has got this fabulous memory. She can remember everything. I can remember nothing

Nothing. So every time we get together, she tells me stories from our childhood

And I just like die laughing. Because see, I'm like hearing it for the first time

I know. I said, Paula, do you remember this? And she goes, no

Tell me, tell me. I go, Lord. But you know, when they were talking about the slumber party

my mind started going, I'm going, God, the slumber party. Slumber party is the late 50s

Always at Paula's house. And I was like, oh, I'm sorry. And we used to have the most fun

And, you know, you get in the slumber party and all the girls are there. But I guarantee you one thing, girl, we weren't wearing anything like this, were we

No, honey. We wore baby dolls. Baby dolls. With little spaghetti straps and they were short pants and they were thin and they were low

And we were thin. Yes. And we were... And we weren't so low

Sometimes we weren't. What? But, listen, we'd get in the car. we'd push the car away from the house

so our parents couldn't hear the car crank. And we'd go to the Crystal

get us hamburgers, 2 and 3 o'clock in the morning, and we would be in these baby dolls, y'all

We were safe as could be, though. Yeah, back then. You know, the times were so wonderful

Innocent times. They were so innocent, and you just didn't have to worry about them. And for some reason

all the guys would know who was going to have a slum party. Oh, listen, the guys would start lining up

before the party ever started, wouldn't they? All right. All right. Now, when we were growing up

my mother was a fabulous cook. She was. But she did not make this hamburger for us at our house

No, she didn't. You and Darlene and your mother made this a lot

Right. And what did y'all call it? Well, we call them, we call them onion burgers

Onion burgers. They were so good. The first time I went to y'all's house and spent the night

this is what we had for supper. That's it. and I just had a fit over them

And y'all, they're so easy to make. They're better. Whoa, where's our fire

There it is. There you go, Paula. All right, let's cut on your fire, baby. Let me light your fire

Light my fire, Paula. Okay. So what we're going to do is we're going to take our hamburger meat

We're going to just scramble it up. Right. Drain the grease off of it

Definitely drain the grease off. All right, so after we drain the grease

You put about two tablespoons of flour, And what that does is just, it makes it thick

Thanks, Paula. There you go. That looks good. And I've got some old times

And y'all, this girl, the way you see her now, she's been like this all her life, all that I have known her

She is just nuts. Nuts. I mean, really. You know, what the world is finding out now, I knew a long time ago

Long time ago. Diane, remember the time we went horseback riding? I wasn't going to mention that, but I'm glad you did

I was driving the horse, wasn't I? Yes. And you were sitting behind me

Yes. I didn't know how to ride a horse. I was trying to guide him, and I lost control

and he walked under a clothesline. Paula, Paula, Paula. And here Diane and I go back on that horse

and that clothesline's got me right here. It's the way we love. All right, show them, Paula

Come on, one, two, three. Like that. Y the clothesline right to our nose you know Oh he got real upset but so what He did But again and y won be All right now we Yeah tell them what we just added Thank you Paula All right We just added some French onion soup

Okay, can you smell it? Smells delicious. All right. Now, Diane, I've got hamburger..

I've got hamburger buns out here for us. Oh, gosh. And we ate it with mustard, mayonnaise, and a slice of onion

Big old fat onion, too. And I said, oh, Mama, I went home and I said, Mama, you don't know nothing about no cooking

Right. You ought to see what Ms. Tatter cooked. Oh, yeah. All right, we've got a question, Diane

Well, I guess this would be more for Diane. We'll make sure we answer it honestly. Oh, I love that

Yes, sweetie, what? Now that Paula is such a celebrity and has more money and resources, does she still do a lot of cooking at home

or does she have somebody that comes and helps cook out? I haven't eaten anything lately that Paula has cooked

but because I don't live with her and I live up in North Georgia

Yeah, she lives in Atlanta. You know, I guarantee you, if I went over there, she would definitely cook

And you can look at Michael. You know she's got to cook, and he loves her cooking

All right. We're going to use mayonnaise and mustard. All right, a little onion

Yeah. Onion. Onion. Now, Paula liked mayonnaise. I stayed away from the mayonnaise

Paula, one of the times she came over to our house, we had some french fries

And we had, of course, ketchup out there and everything. Paula goes, Miss Tatter, do you have any mayonnaise

Mama says, well, yeah. And she goes in there and gets the mayonnaise

and dips her french fries in it. I have never, ever seen anybody do that before, ever

Do you eat them with French fries with mayonnaise to this day? Huh? Do you eat your French fries with mayonnaise? I used to

But I don't that many you watch your weight Yes, I do watch my weight. I got to listen y'all are sickening. Let me tell you something's gonna get you

I know. That's good

That's good, Paula. I'm 12 years old again. I love it. We'll see y'all back

It's Paula's slumber party. I got my boyfriend coming out next. My boyfriend's back

Coming up, coffee muffins to stay up all night. Have y'all had a good time

Okay I can believe our party has just flown by We had such a good time We got no sleep y You know I never ever remember having a sleepover

without your boyfriend slipping in. I mean, your heart would just get to fluttering

when somebody would say, ooh, your boyfriend's here, he just pulled up

You'd just get so excited. I can't have this slumber party without my boyfriend

Come on out, boyfriend. Michael Groover. What you got in there

Coffee for the rest of you. Hi, everybody. so how many slumber parties did you go to i had quite a few um uh spend the night parties

i bet you did you you you had co-ed spend the night parties didn't you oh definitely yes

we have a good time together don't we oh without a doubt never a dull moment no it's never a dull

moment. And, um, you have, I'm very proud of you, Michael. Uh, you have

come out with a great coffee. Uh, Captain Michael's full steam ahead. And it's, uh, it's really

easy to get. This is not a commercial, Michael. Well, you know, every good cup of coffee

Michael, needs a good muffin to go along with it, doesn't it? Yeah. So, you brought me a couple of

tablespoons of real strong coffee, didn't you? Now I've got some bananas mashed up in here

I'm going to add sugar and eggs, nuts. Now the thing about these muffins, Michael, you just dump a little soda, a little vanilla, a little salt, and some plain flour

And we're just going to stir our batter up. And we've got some muffin tins, don't we, right there

Yes. I'm going to holler for the coffee in just a second

The most important part. The most important part. All right, you can go ahead and pour in the coffee now

And that's not but a couple of tablespoons, just enough to give it that coffee flavor

All right. And you don't want to mix muffins too, too much

You don't want to overbeat them. So all you have to do, Michael, we got the batter ready

And you love banana nut, don't you? Oh, that's my favorite. There you go

Yeah, we got a question, Mikey. Yes, dear? Hi. How often do you all get to babysit baby Jack

Would you believe not nearly as much as I would like to I not able to be a typical granny because I working out on the road a good bit but not nearly enough I can wait for him to get old enough so I can throw him

in the suitcase with me. Okay, Michael, now we're going to throw these in the oven and we're going

to bake them for about 25 minutes, 20, 25, 30, depending on your oven. And all you have to do

is stick a toothpick in them and test them. And when your toothpick comes out clean

your muffins are ready. All right, now where's our coffee? The drink

Well, what else you do with it? Am I missing something? No, I don't have any

I must be missing something. Bring us some coffee. You bellowed. Amy

Here, honey. Thank you, darling. Thank you so much. Here, Paul. Now, where's your cup

I don't drink coffee. I've got energy enough, thank you. You know, unlike you, I don't drink coffee either

But you've got to start if you're going to be friends with Michael. Oh

Well, I do like tea. Where do you buy that cup? Oh, no, that's going on, man

Where do you buy it? Who's that? That's you? Wow. Y'all, Michael has lost 35 or 40 pounds, Michael

How about that? How'd you listen? Amy, you'll appreciate this. Michael said he was sick of everybody in this family writing a book but him

So he went on a diet, lost all that weight, and said he's going to write a book

and we just have to buy it to find out how he lost it. So it makes me think that you just don't eat any of her food then, right

Boy, I do. Y'all break up. No, I eat our food. Interesting

But there's a secret, man. Pass me a muffin, please. Hey, um. Oh, wow

What are we going to call the book? How I Lost 100 Pounds Being Married to Paula Deen

Oh, my God. Wow, that's perfect. Wow. Well, how do you like those

Delicious. Aren't they delicious? I'll tell you what, Amy, I would just love for you to come back to my slumber parties anytime

Do you hear that? And Michael, you're always invited. And until next time, what do we tell everybody

until our next slumber party? Best dishes. Best dishes and love! But it's not over until you have a pillow fight, right

Oh, my God, we used to have pillow fights, Amy. Put it down! Put it down

Put it down! Put it down! Put it down! Oh, my children

These are beautiful! We'll see you all later! Best dishes for Marshall and Barney of the Years