Mini Mummies

In case you don't know who we are, I'm Medusa

And I am the lovely, wicked witch. Oh, he's popping out of his clothes

This is Frankenstein. I'm a Jezebel. She, yes, a Jezebel from the 30s

We are preparing for a Halloween party. Y'all, to start off with

we're gonna make the children mini mummies. All right, I'm thinking I'm gonna use a knife

Okay. I'm gonna get rid of that. All right, now, the first thing we're gonna do

is we're gonna take our refrigerated pie crust and Wanda Wanda Wanda which Wanda the witch Oh what I going to buy here as you Pass this child Please don cook me and eat me

All right, I'm going to give you these little thin strips. And I need for you to wrap your weenie like a mummy

You don't want it solid. Hey, Sissy, we going to bake them or we going to fry them

I think we should fry them. I'm going to fry mine. Okay, he's gonna fry his meat

We're gonna bake ours. Whatever, whatever. Well, we got baking sheets, so I'm saying..

Would this dough fry? I don't know. We can fry some and find out, Frank

Just try it. I could be Frank-N-Fryer. Frank-N-Fryer! All right, now tell me just exactly how this should look

Isn't Halloween one of your favorites? All right. I will show you, Wanda

All right, see, we're just gonna wind it like that. Well, we're gonna do it like that

so that there's some exposed places. See, we're just gonna do it just like that

We got it down pat. I thought we were gonna get us to go trick-or-treating tonight

Where are we going? We can go trick-or-treating. We're going down to Brandon's neighborhood

My neighbors are called the cops Do it Wanda do it

The ruler is genius. That is the pitifulest looking mummy I think I've ever seen, Wanda

I just didn't have any dough. Look at this mummy. Here, Wanda

You got a pretty... Look, look, look. How you like that for a mummy

You got to produce more for me. I want to fry my three weenies

Well, you just fry them. All right, we're going to put these in the oven

and bake them at 350 degrees, y'all, for 10 minutes. In the oven they go

I don't think this is gonna work

I know it's not gonna work. I just told you how you're supposed to cook them. Did he put them in there

All right, look-a here. This is a mummified weenie. Ain't nobody ever said that Frankenstein

was, like, brilliant, have they? No I have not Well you know what Those look fabulous Okay now Brennan that does turn out good All right we got a little mustard

We're going to eat some mummies. Mummy, mummy, mummies. All right, here we go, kids

Y'all come on. Are they hot? We're getting ready for our Halloween party

and we're going to have these little mini mummies for them. We took hot dogs

We cut them in half. We took refrigerated pie crust. We sliced it in thin strips

We wrapped them randomly around our hot dogs. We baked them for 10 minutes at 350 degrees

Come on, kid. Come on. Come on, and I'll get you. Please don't choke

I'm about to have a hot plate. I think Brandon's winning. We don't have a fried, Randy

May I have a bite of your fried weenies? Of course. Let me try yours

Not bad, Brandon. I know. Way to go, Frankenstein. Happy Halloween. We'll see you later in my dreams