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- Michael and Eddie, they sitting up here y'all,
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So write 'em an ugly letter, okay?
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Tell them not to be picking on
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with all the mean words.
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I'm kidding, they just pulling my leg.
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But you can write them an ugly letter
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All right, I don't know about where y'all live,
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but ain't it Wednesday, Theresa,
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that school starts back here?
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- All the public schools,
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is it private or everybody?
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- [Theresa] I mean public schools,
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some of the private schools started this week.
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a lot of children like a packed lunch,
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and I know that's a pain, a pain
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for a caregiver that's trying to feed these children.
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So I'm just gonna share with you
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an easy, easy, easy tuna salad sandwich.
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And this is not gonna be like Mikey's world famous.
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- [Michael] You can say that again.
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- This is gonna be just mayonnaise,
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and I have two cans of white albacore tuna
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that was packed in water.
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I like the tuna that's packed in the oil,
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but it certainly brings more calories to the table.
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I guess that's just what I'm used to,
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got used to over the years, you know?
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'Cause for a long time they just packed it in oil,
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They didn't give you a choice, right?
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- [Michael] Maybe when you were a kid,
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but when I was a kid you could get it.
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I'm gonna put you in time out,
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All right, and then it calls for a half
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And I've cut 'em in pretty small bites.
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Now, if you can get your children to eat this,
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this would be a pretty good lunch
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to take to school with them.
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And it's just apples and tuna fish.
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So they would have their meat,
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and a fruit and their vegetable will be
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this beautiful living lettuce
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I'm gonna put on this sandwich.
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And a lot of kids like the crust
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I try to discourage that,
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but if you have to you have to.
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Now the recipe calls for toasted bread,
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and this is a toasted wheat bread
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that I toasted off in the air fryer.
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I wouldn't recommend packing a toasted tuna fish sandwich
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because that, it will just get kind of mushy like.
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It just, it'll lose a lot of flavor.
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So if I were sending my child off
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I would do it in plain wheat bread, no toasting.
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All right, so I'm gonna put just a mayonnaise bit
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of mayonnaise on the bread
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- [Michael] Your children are 50 years old.
4:03
- What time am I supposed to go see the lawyer?
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Eddie, what time's my appointment with the lawyer,
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All right, so this is really a nice healthy lunch.
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I'm gonna put the lettuce on top.
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See that bread is already not incorporating.
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You know, tuna fish is good
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And of course they make mayonnaise,
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little sandwich bags for the children's sandwiches.
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So a few carrot sticks, a tuna
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and apple salad sandwich.
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And they've got a good lunch.
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- [Michael] No, I eat top shelf tuna.
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- [Theresa] So snotty today, what is up?
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- I'll have a piece with the lettuce.
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- Well good, get it yourself fat boy.
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I can get him crying quick.
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I can make him cry quicker than he can make me cry.
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We really like each other y'all.
5:44
- We really do like each other.
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This is delicious with the apple.
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- [Theresa] I was gonna say it's very different.
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- Michael, fix him one
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before he starts crying over there, Paula,
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'cause it's sad to watch.
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Here, is that big enough?
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You're so good to me.
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You're good to be too.
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This is really tasty.
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- I can remember when I was a little boy
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my mother would fix a tuna fish sandwich,
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and this one guy had packed potato chips,
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little bags of potato chips-
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- You told me about that.
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- That was extravagant, wasn't it?
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- And sometimes he'd give me some.
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Oh my God, I still like potato chips with tuna fish.
