Halloween Special

Happy Fall-a-ween, everybody

It ain't as easy as you think! Ha-ha-ha! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee

Ha-ha-ha! Woo! Welcome to the Fality Network

All right. Happy Paul-oween, everybody. You're the lady. You're the lady. You're the lady

You're the lady. Are you dressed as a Venezuelan cheerleader? Mm-mm. There's no cheerleaders in Venezuela

Oh, there's not? Mm. No wonder you cannot cheer at all. I can cheer

Let's see it. Do it. Give me a P. Give me the P

Give me the P. Give me the P. Give me the A

Give me the U. Give me the L. Give me the A

Five! Perfect. That is awesome. These are not just grilled cheese sandwiches

These are Jack O'Lantern grilled cheese and ham sandwiches. Did I hear someone call for Princess Paula? Yay

Hey! Hey! Swit and Dorf and Dickel. Burf and Daz and Dorf

Bick and Dick and Dorf. Did somebody call for me? Oh! Oh, no

Look at this! Hey! Hey! I knew you'd show up. Did y'all call her

Did y'all call her? I'm Brandy. Ah! Mm! Brandy. And I've got more legs than a bucket of chicken. Oh

Oh, I bet you do. Brandi, we're so glad you could join us

just in time to make Jack-o'-lantern grilled cheese and hammy sandwich. First of all, first of all

you need 12 slices of white sandwich bread. Okay. And pumpernickel. We're doing pumpernickel

And 12 slices of pumpernickel bread. Well, this bread's not big enough. You need large pumpkin cookie cutters You need butter for spreading Butter for spreading You needed slices of Monterey Jack and Cheesin

Does the butter go on the outside or the inside? Butter goes on the outside

So you're probably on the outside and the inside. OK, and we put ham

Mm, and Cheesin. And Cheesin. And apples. Apples? Ain't no apples in this grilled cheese

Yeah, they are apple. There are German grilled cheese on this. The cheerleader wants apples

I bet we're supposed to put mustard on this. Yes. If you're with him, you better watch her

It's fine. I'm not jealous. You're not? No. If you knew what I knew, you would be jealous

The only thing you're missing is the two big giant beer steins. All right

I need some more sandwiches, cheerleader. I'm coming. I think I have got this sandwich thing perfected

Mmm. Is it good? Mm-hmm. So good. Bobby. Yum. It's really good

The apple and the mustard? Mm-hmm. It brings up the flavor. Yum

And you know you're at a Dean family party when you start bobbing for donuts instead of apples

Boo! Boo! It's Dinaween, y'all. Happy Paulaween. Ooh. We're not too scary

We're not. Oh, my God. I got Rooster here, of course. I've got my son, Worker Man

I've got Henry, who's my boy's cousins. And I'm happy to have all of them. Listen, we're making donuts today

Now, Mom has turned a biscuit, a canned biscuit, into donuts my whole life

She's got a fryer here, and that makes it easy for us to use. Rooster, do me a favor, baby

Bang those out, okay? We've got a little circular cutout that we're going to just cut out our biscuits in the center

You can save these and make donut holes later if you want to

And so we've got our purple and we've got our orange. We've got some Halloween ribbon

Y'all look down there. We're going to hang these, and it's a game the kids can play where you can swing the donuts

and the kids try to catch the donuts in their mouth. It's a lot of fun, and hey, who doesn't like donuts

So as Jack does these, I'm going to go ahead and drop a few down. Okay, I'm ready for donuts, guys

Yeah. This is biscuit dough so if you want it to taste like a doughnut you really got to get some sweetness in there Shake it Don break it baby Shake it up buddy Shake it up Whoa! Whoa! Windmill

Watch your brother. Watch your cousin. Say sorry, Matthew. Sorry, Matty. You OK

Shake it up, baby. Good job, Jack. Ooh, those are pretty, guys. That's what happens when you do it over style

Shake it up. I know. Once you get them bagged, y'all, and get some sugar all over them

Just take any kind of decorative ribbon that you have. I'm going to thread it through here and just tie it off in a little bow

Now, you know you're at a Dean family party when you start bobbing for donuts instead of apples

It's almost game time. You guys ready to bob for donuts? Are you done, Henry

Whoa, good job. It's really hot. Is it really hot? That's because we put it in the fryer, right

We'll let it cool down, and then we can eat it. Do you like donuts? Oh, my goodness

Are you ready, Maddie? Whoa, good job. John, look at the donuts

You guys want a bite of donuts? Yeah. See if you can get up there

Anybody that can reach it can have a bite. Me. All right, guys

All right, don't you have to be blindfolded? Oh, gosh. I don't know

Only if you're two feet short of the donut. Only if you can get it the fastest

Me. Run, race. Get the donut with your hands, with your mouth

With your mouth. With your mouth, Henry. Come here. Henry. Over here, Henry

Over here. Get that one with your mouth. Oh, Henry got a lick

Can you get it? Jack's almost got a lick. Hey, Jack, you got one. John, come here, baby

Guinea will hold you up. Bite the donut. Good job, baby. Bite the donut

Bite the donut. Look. Look, John. I don't want to eat you

Jack, you're getting far. You can't get it to stay still, can you

Come on. Let's get up here. Stop. Bite the donut. Ready, go

I'll tell you, parents, don't waste time chasing a donut on a string. Keep yours within hand's reach

Delicious, easy, spooky Halloween donuts. Bite it. Ooh. Is it Matthew? Bite it. Done

We got it. Yeah, we got it. We got it by golly Give me five Oh my goodness Who wants pumpkin You

I must give them. I'll donate a pint of ice cream for a pint of blood

Ice cream! Careful! Hey! The ice cream drop! All right! Mr. Leopold

The funniest thing happened. What? Look, look. Oh, he's the undead. No, look

Oh, my goodness. I'll try to scoop. Explain the arm. Yeah, I want to explain the arm

That was the last person that was scooping ice cream. That thing happened

Paula, I got a surprise for you. Paula's delight. Paula's delight. It's got caramel based

It's got chocolate swirl. It's got caramel swirl. It's got bourbon pecans

I'm in love already. All right. Me and Uncle Bobby, we betted $100

You betted $100? Yeah. I'm going to have an ice cream eating contest with the kids

It'll be a lot of fun. I'll try to go easy on them. I said I'll try

and, um, we're gonna have a lot of fun, and that is it

Three, two, one, go! Eat up! Eat up! Eat up! Go! You don't have but 60 seconds

We won! Hey, hey, we were together. That's what you told us to do

What? Oh. Everybody wins at an ice cream eating contest. What do we win

Another ice cream. Disqualified. Yeah, you are. That's right. When Mr. Stratton Leopold from Leopold's Ice Cream shows up

everybody wins. Everybody. I hope y'all have had a good time at the Dean family Halloween party

because we sure have had fun being with you today. Wow. bow to the Queen Mother and go forward and have a happy, happy Halloween

Happy Halloween