French Onion Dip

This is a leftover do-over

Didn't you guys miss her? I think Deedee has a hot husband

She likes to rub his head. Dede, I just love having this audience here

You know, this studio house is not real, real large, so we can't have a big audience, but I tell you what

little things come packed in big wallops sometimes. And this audience is the same way

They're little, but they pack a big bunch. A big punch. Sometimes I get my murs wixed up

Oh, my God. Y'all, I want y'all to meet this very special friend of mine

This is Didi Pujols. She is one of the sweetest, kindest women I've ever met

Dee Dee is married to Albert Pujols. I love how you say our name now

Yes, I can say it now, can't I? It took me years

And all you guys know who Albert is, I'm sure. And Albert was sitting right back there

Where is he now? He's hiding from you, I'm sure. He's hiding. Well, I'm gonna go find that good-looking devil

She likes to rub his head, son. Albert! Get your in here

Get your in here! I'll talk to you guys later. I don't know

I think you have some fans, Albert. Yeah? Thank you. What a treat

When y'all came to this house this morning, you had no idea he was gonna be here, did you

You know, I love to have surprises for everybody. Albert, you seem to be..

I'm gonna go. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! You can go back, baby, to doing what you're doing. Woo

Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo I can do that just because Dee Dee and our good friends

Thank you, Albert. All right, I'll see you guys in a minute. I just wanted everybody to see

All right. Thank you. So I want to tell y'all just a little bit about this couple

You know, everybody knows that Albert is the greatest baseball player that's probably ever lived

But Dee Dee and Albert are some of the best people that you will ever meet

They do so, so much for children that are in need. They give and they give and they give

And I just have the greatest respect for y'all. Thank you. You're just one of the finest families

Now, how many children do y'all have? Three or four? I can't remember. We have five

Five. Each time I see you, I have a couple more. I know

I will share this about her. I miss Paula so much hearing her voice on television

that I had my housekeeper from St. Louis ship me all her DVDs

just so that I could play them in my kitchen while I was cooking. Didn't you guys miss her

I so miss her. So I'm so happy that she's back in action

On this network, you can turn me on. I'll be there 24-7 for you

Dee Dee. Yes. This is a leftover do-over. But I had some caramelized onions left over the other day

Now, we dice these, but, you know, you might like them in onion rings

you know, just sliced in rings. So we've probably got, that's probably about a cup and a half

or two cups of onions. I love an onion dip, but then I like the idea that it can be a fresh onion dip

All right, so, Dee Dee, if you would take this and just work that in the best that you can

And I said, you know, to make it a little stronger, maybe we should add like a tablespoon of French onion soup

Because I think this is what you use to make the kind with sour cream

Isn't that right? Yeah. Yeah. All right so I going to take a tablespoon of this and we going to stir that in And there probably Abby said there was 1 1 tablespoons but no there actually like 2 1 tablespoons

Now, I keep talking about Abby. She is the food stylist and the head chick in the kitchen

Are you having hard luck? I'm having some good luck. Oh, good

It doesn't look like it's wanting to kind of mash up for you. It was maybe not as room temperature as we thought

Well, we'll just get all over it, Abby. But I think that will help

Yeah. All right, so cayenne pepper. I got some cayenne pepper. How much you want

Oh, that's probably good if Albert's going to eat it. Yes. Okay, darling

All right. That was just a little piece of butter. All right

So let's taste this and see what we got when you get it mixed up

Look at Jamie. He's coming in here and wrecked his mama. Hey, y'all. Hey

Let me help y'all figure this out. Come on, Jamie. What is this

French onion dip? French onion dip. Mmm. I taste it up. Maybe it came from the package

There, baby. It does need a little bit of salt. And you can put a little bit of heat in it, too

See, I think we need some heat. Bingo, look at that. We forgot to add the pepper

It called for a teaspoon of salt. And a half a teaspoon of pepper

Not a lot. I don't like to put a lot of salt in food. But that needs a little bit, because it's got sour cream

Is that what y'all, is that the base of it? And if you eat. That's your special hot sauce

Just making sure that it, what am I doing here? I'm not even in this thing. She's getting his son, she said

Okay. I'll come in when they fix it. Okay. All right, let's see

I think Dee Dee has a hot husband. Well, I know she's got a hot husband

What I'm trying to say is I think she's got a husband with a hot palate

He doesn't like hot. He doesn't like hot? Well, why were you telling me to put the cayenne in their fowl burp

Well, he's going to eat it because you made it. That's all that happens

Now I'm confused. That's good. I'm not just the confuser, I'm the confused-e

I'm the confused, not just the confusing. I here to help y There you go What else does it need Hey how good does Jamie look He lost suede and he looks healthy

Thanks, Judy. Really good. I found his, I wish that I had the discipline that Albert has

He's a fantastic eater. Like, he really gets it, and he works hard at it

Right? You know what's so funny? Why are you laughing? No, because she's his wife

And it's just like me. People go, oh, you're, you know, oh, we love you, Jamie

My wife's like, huh. And so I say I was the best see the world is that guy world is why it's like huh so that's what keeps us humble and grounded

Most especially that I still work for my mama What am I doing here I'm not even in this segment

There's a fly I getting D.D. Get him I really am gonna get him watch okay. Oh

You missed him he's over here to my right. I really have like this fascination with killing flies

Me, too. Flies and wasps. Flies and what? Wasp. Wasp. A wasp

Yes, wasp. Look, look, we got some... Oh, and don't forget your chives

Oh, well, here they are chopped up. Well, we can... That looks awesome

Look, we... This board is beautiful. Thank you, darling. I'll give you one

No, I mean the display and food. I'll take one of your boards, though

Do you not have one of my cutting boards? I don't think I do

Oh, Lord have mercy. I'll give you one. So we always, in the past, we've always had an auction

to benefit the Bag Lady Foundation, you know, the foundation that I finally got going

to help women and children. And what is that? Oh, it's a chive

and one of my cutting boards that I had used here went for $8,000

That's your signature. Yeah. See, that's one of them and I will give you one

I'll give you a used one. How about that? Maybe you can put it

in the auction for your foundation. Let's go see how our friends look

Do y'all like it? Come on up. Come get you some. Come on

Don't wait on me to wait on you. Let's see what I want with mine

Oh, thank you. You don't have to wait on me. I'll get it. I'm telling y'all, isn't that good