Cornbread Salad

But we are making a cornbread salad

Stop it. Yes. Wow. What do you want me to do? You got some corn and some kidney beans

If you would drain them. Okay. And I'm gonna cube our cornbread

All right, so I've got these drained, Miss Paula. Okay, baby. Did you rent some

No, but I will. Okay, if you would just rinse those, and I'm going to start on our dressing, and I'm going to start by using two nice, ripe avocados

I'm going to use a cup of buttermilk. Okay. We love our buttermilk

Two teaspoons of salt. And a little pepper. About a fourth of a cup of olive oil

And if you be measuring that out for me two teaspoons of chipotle chili powder two teaspoons of cumin I love a homemade dressing So you know there was somebody else that was dressed really groovy at the party

Uh-huh. My brother, Bubba Byers. Oh, my gosh. Picture this, y'all. It was hilarious

He had on a do-rag, purple do-rag, because it was Mardi Gras

Mardi Gras. He found him some purple scrubs that the doctor wears

Cut those off just above the knee. Put on cowboy boots and found a woman's blouse

He walked into my door and I said, Bubba Hires, what does a cowboy pirate have to do with Mardi Gras

He said, do you love my outfit, Paula? It was awesome. And you look just gorgeous, as always

I loved your outfit. Thank you. I was wondering how long you were going to keep those heels on

How long did I last in the heels? Maybe 15 minutes. Think of some other good parties we've done

Oh let see Well Kari shower was awesome I mean Brandon just knows how to give a great party He does He does He How is it

Good. Is it good? Yeah. It's right off the bat. Too hot

Did you get a pepper? It's hot. Wait a minute. What did you get

That was hot. I'm all right. I'm all right, y'all. Don't you worry

Now, Griff's outfit was pretty awesome, too. Don't you worry. That silky shirt. Oh, his outfit was awesome

I couldn't believe that you got him in there. He did it. This is mustard greens, y'all

This is going to be nice and tart. If you just pull that vein out of there, Cheryl

Can I like collard greens? Yes. Okay. And we're just going to give it a rough chop

Okay. All right, and I'm taking green tomatoes, y'all. And I'm just going to, like, eat

All of this, Paula? Huh? All of this? Well, as much as you feel like doing

All right. When you get tired, quit. Okay. So I going to get a few handfuls of spinach

And this is a pepper jack cheese, y'all. I love pepper jack

Yes, this is going to be so, so good. This is going to be delicious

Whoa, we've got enough room in there? Yes, yes. I love using these grains. It's going to be tight, honey

I know. I mean, the dressing will help knock it down some. Yeah

I'm going to try to toss it. Yum. Well, I've got clean hands

I'll get in there. Okay, yay. Sure, I could toss this salad, uh-huh

Uh-huh, uh-huh. Whoa. It is messy. We could have stood a little bigger bowl, Cheryl

But it looks delicious. Look at that cone bread, y'all. Look at that. I cannot wait to try this

I know. Okay. Are you going to taste it? Yeah, I'm going to taste it

Okay, I'm going to get me a piece of cone bread. That's what I want. That's what I really want. It's a cornbread. I'll have a little green

Or what is it? I know we are sick. Delicious! I love the kidney beans in it